ToDay....Check It

skipimp_

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Yo, so here's a story....It's about today....

ok, i wake up at 11 or so, roll my ass downstairs and we're having a garage sale...so im like aiight, hold up, ill get some shit...bring out my maxims and old walkmans to go with the dirtbike, my 1080's with s914 bindings, boots, a bike frame, all the drawers full of my bike parts and I went back inside to cook some fookin scrambled eggs man. Then I bounced with my buddies Ben and Basset, we rocked downtown and met up with Alexa...sweet Alexa......and we had nachos n beer, looked at some digeridoos and bongos, then got bored and decided we needed to jump off a bridge. We rocked with another car o boys (Skisnuffer) and we do some crazy ass driving to these 2 bridges, almost hittin a turtle. We get to the bridges and rock up and stand on the railing. There's 4 lanes of traffic blowin by right behind us. Mark (skisnuffer) rocked a sick laid out back off the bridge...got a sick pic Ill post, and we all jump off.....a bit chilly...about an inch an a half.....and we get out, and rock to the other, higher train bridge. We're gettin ready when an ambulance pulls up and toots it's queer french horn....so naturally i figure he's just sayin' give er! and I give him the thumbs up as mark pulls a 360 back. The paramedics didn't like that.....2 more ambulances arrive, along with 5-0. They tell us to bounce, so we get in the car and drive. WE get to my house, and eat some chili I cooked up earlier. Then we got on our bikes and rode down to the treefort, nailing in another ladder and another floor. It's gettin close to the former glory of the original Fort Overboy.....*tear*....and basset sliced open his knuckle very nicely, and wrote his name in blood on the fort. Then we took off back to my buddy john's house, where I watched a 9 story human pyramid being built...nutty......and then we hopped in John's BMW and went to my other buddy chris's house..it was his b-day and i feasted on burgers and snaussiges, givin him killer birthday beats......shut the hell up you wiseasses......and i got bored pretty quick..especially after three 400 lb walruses showed up...so we chucked basset's bike in the trunk of the beamer, and took off to the casino so basset could try his 'system'...the first time he tried his 'system' he lost 350$, attacked a slot machine, and got quickly escorted out of the premises. So we were def. down for another show. His system is to go to roulette, see when 4 of the same colour have been called, then put 100 on the other colour, and double your bet if you lose. max bet 500$, you either lose 700 or win 100. SO after a good phych up, we go to the tables.....the first table we see has a streak of 9 black, the last three #'s all black 29, and the 2 before that black 35. sooo.......yeah, we check a diff. table, and see a streak of 4 black, and 100 was on red...he was committed.....round...aaaaaaannnddddd.....black. yeah.....so 200 is on red.......annnnddddd......it was in a red, but bouncing crazily.........it stayed it. He won, so we bounce past our Vipers...heheh, there were 3 vipers out front....hop in the beamer, and go to the strip club, drinks on him. We watch some sweet honeys and wallowing in victory, get balsy and pull out a camera to grab some strippers shots.....yeah...so we decide to compare the strip clubs in ottawa, and head out towards the other one, PInks. We jet pigales and race some yuppy jetta drivers, get there and hit that scene.....they have 3 poles and everything is closer, so i get some pics and then we jet, now Im in bassets basement smokin a wind down dube, and now I gotta jet cause of a domestic..

lates brothas

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seems like you had an interesting day...

-Sara

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today...i was too sore to move...it still hurts to sit down, yet i am all the same cause it also hurts to get up...

-Sara

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go skipimp go

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Personaly I believe my short term memory has been affected but that is the main side effect and I also think maybe my short term memory has been affected.

Pimpin since Pimpin be Pimpin been Pimpin

 
it's your birthday, go shawny, it's your birthday. Yeah It was a pretty good day. I didn't even hafta use my A-K.

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heres my day: I woke up around 10 30 took a shower. Sat around. Went golfing. Did alright. Shot a 43. Came home. Finished editing Farp went to sleep. You guys have way more interesting lives than me.

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'Simply put: Greatest Trailer Ever'- Resnick13
 
.....whadcha talkin bout willis, editing Farp is fuckin killer!

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thats right, yawn a bit bigger so my 9 can fit in around all that ghetto ass headgear you're wearin. cock.

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i liked the part about jumping off the bridge. i was like 'Whoa, he jumped off a bridge!'

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hah, oh, yeah, sorry, I don't see how I could have made that mistake.

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bridges are key

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my life is a dull bitch in comparison to yours... well, keep posting those stories

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If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.
 
they were on boul. fournier in hull, a green train bridge beside a normal road one. We try and do the rounds though, this summer is bridge jumpin summer

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my weekends suck abomidialbesp snowman cock. no fun here, nnooooooo way, no trampoline either.

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i especially like the part about how you went to two strip bars, thats badass.

IM out like a blind kid in laser tag--- --- I'm out like a midget in a high jump competition
 
yeah, 2 strip clubs are key, specially if the bouncers 'suggest' you leave after slapping some ho's huge ghetto booty

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boobies taste like candy ass mmmmm

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jibberkid, ya gotta make prioriites in life...it's up to you

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today i saw a squirrell get hit by a car. It was shaking and squirming real bad, then it got up and froze for a couple minutes, didnt move at all. then it hopped away. Then i went longboarding. Then i found a sweet chair someone was throwing out, but i had to get it home by putting it on a longboard and push it up a hill. Then i went longboarding again with my other friends at super intense hills. and no one cares

-chris
 
i taught swim lessons today, and this girl was like drowning, and i didnt help her.

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What the hell is this, i said egg whites only! You trying to give me a bloody heart attack?? Make it again!!! Aaaah the breakfast thing, it wasnt even about the eggs, really. Frankly i like the yolks, i, i, i do. I have no problem, its just theres always been alot of tension between Lois and me, and its not so much as i want to kill her. It's just i want her to not be alive anymore. Uh, i sometimes wonder if all women are this difficult. And then i think to myself,'My god, wouldnt it be marvolous if i turned out to be a homosexual?' -Stewie

Oh yes, yes, i love crack, im absolutely cookoo for crack! -Stewie
 
she a hippo or is it because you dont know how to swim yet? longboarding eh? have any sweet roadburn scars?

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yeah man, i got this lumpy scar on my elbow from when i slid out on wet pavement. then yesterday we were skating this super fast and winding road and around the last curve it gets real steep then goes back uphill to stop, but i idnt know that so i pussied out and put one of my gloves in the pavement and tried to slide the board around to scrub my speed out, but i was going too fast so i fell back on my ass and slid on my feet and ass. It didn't hurt, but i bet it looked pretty cool.

-chris
 
...i can't think of which one is alexandria....im a stoner, but I jumped off the top of the train bridge before the EB Eddy dam. but they're all on my list

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Chris dude you should of kept going the last part was the steepest, we gotta do it at night so we can go into mountain road. Skipimp can come to

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Picture yet of the bridge jump?

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And the Dragon comes in the NIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHT!!!
 
workin on it.

yeah im down

798-8214 Shawn

gimme a holla

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haha shit dude, all in a day

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'Ever been hit in the head with a golf ball?'

-JF Cusson, making the argument that golf is an extreme sport

 
damn son

(tom)
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Life is tough. Its tougher when you're stupid

my school mates always said that they would fuck anything that could walk. i never saw why i had to limit myself.
 
^^didn't he come on a couple months ago to tell everyone he was moving to a tree house somewhere in the jungle to like save it...

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