To the coolest kid around

what are you talking about the only thing Dave is good at is getting high

I would like to meet Brad Homes, but i'm afraid he would make fun of me

 
I dont see you trowing lincoln loops on 4frnts, or other mind blowing skills that are rivaled by none. my god, you really do despise him ... with a PASSION

beware of

Alpine ASS

ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick

 
i feel so inferior when i am near him....i hear he did a 35ft cliff at whiteface after everybody went to the bus

 
no way the tape doesn't get it in the right angle or light, its easily 50ft. he did it with his eyes closed while fixing his head phones, landed it perfect every time

 
you really got to calm down peach

beware of

Alpine ASS

ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick

 
david baker is beautiful...I'm so grateful he chooses to sit by me in lunch...his stories about 25 yr old women and the cars he's getting are truly real

J'aime l'amour a trois
 
i am so jealous of you kristen. lunch just isn't the same with out those stories. i really feel blessed whenever i see him. i never thought i'd be so lucky

 
who is ^? well ya dave baker is the shit boys and girls and if u dont like him then ull have to take it up woth scott kesler cuz he fights all the kids before dave fights them,,,i mean its how it is in the games ...u have to fight off people before you get to the boss

aint easy bein shleezy
 
scott kessler is so rad! But we all know that if dave would have seriously committed himself to inline since he started a few years ago...he'd be pro now - atleast that's what he told me

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no, dave was already pro back in like 7th grade, but then there was nobody to skate with for a while, so he quit. i guess hes already almost back up to that level. hes workin on a new style too, its all about locking the knees, if they bend then its all over

 
Dave Baker would totally be a pro skater right now if he had kept skating. and if we had a longer season he would've been a pro skier right now.

PS all girls think hes super dreamy. i bet guys think it too.

**More trees, less Bush**
 
so my secret is out lara

beware of

Alpine ASS

ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick

 
Reasons why I love dave...

1. He gives me hairs from his own head

2. He let me wear his pants and I wore his...

3. His stories are amazing

4. I'll really miss him though next year since he's moving to park city

5. He tells me that he hopes I get shot in the head...just about every day, and that I get put in a prison with black and mexican men and shoot out a lot of black kids...But then he makes up for it by telling me that he loves me (I just get kind of weirded out after all of this...)

6. He's probably the best skier/skater in the world

7. He is really good at ultimate frisbee

8. In fact he is good at everything

9. He uses mothers in order to fulfill his materialistic needs

10. He just has that charismatic style that no one can resist

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brad, he is a complete dick, he is in the same boat as Dale, haha

beware of

Alpine ASS

ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick

 
Once you really get to know him and spend enough time w/ him you realize how egotistical he is...and all he has to talk about is himself or his cooler older friends

J'aime l'amour a trois
 
yes, i'll admit, i did once fall for david's charisma and charm.... (WHY DIDNT U KICK ME KRISTN??).... but i was much younger and much more naive.... i soon noticed how far fetched his little stories were and what an all around asshole he was.

oh, lets all just face it, the real reason we all rag on dave is cuz we all want to be just like him and are all extremely jealous. I guess God can't grace us all with the superior look and skills (in many fields) that he gifted Dave with.

 
dont get in a fight with him over a pool cue, cause he will throw you to the ground

beware of

Alpine ASS

ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick

 
haha, thats super cool.

i don't understand why you guys say that his stories are far fetched. i totally believe that he lands lincoln loops all the time. that he has driven over 115 mph in his sweet mitsubishi. how he had a HUGE black eye on friday night but not a mark on monday, and all the other entirely true stories he tells.

**More trees, less Bush**
 
he just streaches stuff

beware of

Alpine ASS

ski shop in EA NY because:

the owner took my ski pass from KB,

had me escourted off KB property

tried to press charges against me

if you see him tell him togo to hell

AK skiis are sick

 
hahaha the pool stick, and then grabbing kids and throwing them to the ground for no reason on busses

 
not only does dave drive at 115, but his dad encourages it...what a cool dad...remember now this is the same dad that is in the KKK

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reasons for daves radness

1.dave baker drives so fast the computer turns off, so he has to guess his speed.

2.his car also burns out in 6th gear and goes faster than most cars in reverse than they do forward.

3.he gets drunk with anna every night, and is so good at it he doens't have a hangover or anything the next day.

4.hes sooo incredibly buff. he beat up chris after he was beaten by a different kid, and he threw both jake and steve to the ground.

5.he used to throw double backflips on the trampoline, and corked 900's on skates

 
this just out, dave baker get paid 15$ and hour, under the table, detailing limos in buffalo. when he was asked isn't that kinda far to drive, he says 'no, i drive fast so you know..it goes by fast'

 
some people are a little bit to obsessive

i pee on ur face but i dont care..

i take off ur little sisters underwear

shes only three so shes never seen a wee wee

so i told her it was a lollypop and the flavor was salty.

shoved in her mouth, it punctured through her cheek broke the glasses of that three year old geek.

r. kelly did the same but im not about to give him the blame cuz fucking littles girls is just my game
 
I love how in US history he'll pull his hoodie all the way down and the lift it up in the back so everyone can see his super punk pink belt. And how he tells me his parents hate him and then his dad gives him his car. I wish my parents hated me like his hate him...

The cash was worth the fucking change
 
funny no ones yet jumped into the chelsey jo's mother thing...

ok so if my exboyfriend, who i am no longer on good terms with, called my mother FREQUENTLY, asking her for rides and going places with the family, calling her mom, going out to dinner with just Her, i'd prolly just freak out and punch him in the face. i wish chels would do that

 
the whole chelsey's mom thing is quite ridiculous, I think it has died down some...who asks someone's mom what their bra size is??? I think that is totally uncalled for...The funniest thing ever though was friday when Cody threw my peach pit from the bus window as the bus was moving by the eaton street parking lot and it hit dave's windshield...he was so pissed and he looked like he was about to kill someone w/ his bare hands

J'aime l'amour a trois
 
the kid would have to go through scott kessler first tho, then dave would have a turn.....and i always thought that was his mom...

 
he most likely would kill some one with his bare hands kristen, i mean come on its dave baker, he can do anything cause hes so bad. The kid has detention 4 times this week. He must mean trouble...

The cash was worth the fucking change
 
David Baker is trouble...I heard the story of all stories today - I guess saturday evening, a little past 7 pm, Dave and his 'buddy' were driving down transit road and somehow they got around 115 and jumped something, went three feet in the air, and scraped the road and the bottom of his car. Supposively a 4 wheeler rider a half mile away heard them crash to the ground and rushed over to see what had happened. I mean this has to be really rough on the car, dave even told me that himself, but only dave is baddass enough to pull it off...but come on atleast try to make your story somewhat believable

p.s. emily I am also an admirer of that super punk pink belt of his

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'THE POWER IS YOURS!' - Captain Planet
 
Wow kris, and he tells all of this to you in lunch?? Too bad Laura like totally kicked me out of my seat or else i'd enjoy them with you. I really love that time you guys switched pants. I like how he totally looked like the fag he is for once...oh wait, he looks like that everyday.

The cash was worth the fucking change
 
Yes emily, I hear them all in lunch...it was probably the best day of my life when Dave and I switched pants. Just imagine awesome it was to be wearing something that belonged to Dave. Dave also looked stunning wearing tight red plaid girls pants, they truly brought out the best of his features. Dave kind of reminds me of todd from private victories...

J'aime l'amour a trois

'THE POWER IS YOURS!' - Captain Planet
 
Haha he kinda does. Todd is 'the Man' so I totally see where you are coming from. No wonder he likes that movie so much!

The cash was worth the fucking change
 
hey emily, i like how he can have detention 4 times in one week, since our school only has detention on tuesday and thursday.

**More trees, less Bush**
 
Yeah I know. I thought that was pretty amazing. He must get a special detention where all the super bad kids go. He also informed everyone today in lunch that he recieved his first speeding ticket. I mean he always drives fast but hes just so good, he only gets caught once.

The cash was worth the fucking change
 
well Emily, as Dave said...'You know how it is in Arcade...it's all fucked up.' It will only be like a $400 fine...no big deal for Dave

J'aime l'amour a trois

'THE POWER IS YOURS!' - Captain Planet
 
so tonight david's away message reads : 'at jon's getting ink'd (tattoo)'.... wow... what more can u say about him besides he is the definition of cool. me and emily really enjoy how he wrote tattoo in parenthesis because no one else is as cool as him and wouldnt know his hip punk rock lingo....

What’s in a

standard if it changes all the

time? ~ FIF
 
his tattoo is of a bomb with two wings.... its right across his chest... thats cute

What’s in a

standard if it changes all the

time? ~ FIF
 
oh that sounds really sounds like something I should get...he told me he was going to get a tatoo going through this scar on his back...but that scar was from getting a mole removed...

J'aime l'amour a trois

'THE POWER IS YOURS!' - Captain Planet
 
u guys are so mean...but im even meaner..im going to invite him into this cult.

MUAHAHAHAHHAHA!!!!

cool everybody
 
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