To be a christian band...

[PurpleSkier]

do you have to have 3 words in your groups name?

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

Yes.

 

[GnarBurger]

you also have to look away from the camera at nothing in your album shot (faith+2)

 

[skibum1854]

My favorite christian rock band is the PoonTang Clan

 

[charmander]

to be a christian band u have to fuck each other in the ass every night

 

[timmi]

do you need to hate on people for having religion?

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Just take a pop song and replace all the words "Baby" with "Jesus" - instant Christian Rock hit.

 

[timmi]

"HIT ME JESUS ONE MORE TIME!"

 

[sowstochd]

lmao

 

[RudyGarmisch]

Haha, I would buy it!

 

[ilikeplants]

word

 

[SteezePatrol]

totally. you saw what happened to token.

 

[Piste.Off]

FAITH+1

 

[Literature]

LOL.

 

[golf]

"bringin' jesus back"

 

[Arabian.]

JESUS GOT BACK!!

 

[skisebski]

underoath

thats one word.

 

[t_rob]

one word CREED. At least i think that were a christina band.

 

[DDrem.]

i want my jesus back, jesus back, jesus back, chiliiiii's jesus back ribs

 

[Black-Bandanna]

bwahahahahahaha

 

[Mr_Bojangles]

But it's three syllables.

 

[ThaLetterM.]

and super queer to boot

 

[slaydave]

ahaha CHRISTIAN HARDCORE DUDE!!!!

 

[ThaLetterM.]

XXXXHARDXXXXCOREXXXX XXXJESUSXXX

 

[charmander]

yhey were and got famous and tehn they were like yeah were not christian anymore we wanna actualyl be a non gay rock banmd now

 

[Itsbackfliptime]

relient k and switchfoot aren't 3 words or 3 syllables.

 

[J_Walk]

lol reminds me of a christain band called.. XDeathstarX .. no joke christian hardcore.

 

[charmander]

why is there christian rock in the first place?

 

[t_rob]

"JESUS DIED FOR US," growled the singer of deathstar

 

[J_Walk]

In my opinion that question was "dumb".

 

[PLJaCks]

maybe for the people who like rock music, but want to hear christian lyrics... just a thought

 

[killabees]

dont you mean south park

 

[charmander]

but isnt rock supposed to be the devils music?

just a thought but my grandma believes everyone that doesnt play jazz/classical is going to hell for throwing in with satan

 

[efritzz]

ROFL. WTF?

 

[Elijah.]

Grits isn't 3 words..

 

[timmi]

norma jean isnt 3 words!

 

[CMF]

the only problem i have with christianity is how hard they push it on others.

 

[nitsua]

not everyone whos a christian does. im a christian and i dont.

 

[mattster]

and all you pagans dont know how to act

 

[skicraze123]

to be in a christian band you need to suck alot of cock and forget everything you knew about making good music

 

[saskskier]

a)i am a christian and have a hard time finding christian music i like. most of it is terrible, especially "rock".

b)rock isn't the devils music though some might think it is

c)jazz and classical music is good from time to time, but not always

 

[leckett1]

wow...way to generalize an entire genre. theres even christian metal bands. and one of them Ultimatum is actually really good

 

[BFFset.]

bwahahaha

 

[skierbabe420]

of course you would!

 

[da-bling]

just did an episode on southpark about this

 

[~*LoLa*~]

bahhahha thats awsome

 

[J_Walk]

lol your not sterityping... (sp)

 

[ktollefson_1080]

hahahahha

 

[J_Walk]

oh in case you cant tell i was being sarcastic...

and i am christian, and i listen to metal

therefore i know a few christian metal bands, and even CHRISTIAN DEATH METAL, and some of the bands are good.

 

[RudyGarmisch]

You love my weird music, come on!

 

[K2skipunk]

That was the very first thing I thought of.