To any americans

i told an american girl that we had to carry rifles on halloween because of polar bears and she beleived me
 
I was always wondering why there were so many people dressed as polar bears for halloween.

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I don't know about the rest of university people, but I'm guessing that some queen's ladies were pretty, shall we say, "intellectually stressed" about midterms/post-midterms, because, and I don't mean to alarm you by this. But they kinda, repeat kinda, didn't realize that generally halloween costumes involve PANTS or any form of garment below the waist (dunno if they had panties or not)...
 
we told a friend of mine that canada operates on "metric time" and that it was really 1997 in canada. she believed us for a couple days and THEN told her mom about her newly found facts. it was great when her mom was like "are you stupid?!"
 
at least we have mounties to protect us from polar bears while we're out of our igloos
 
i saw this cool plastic igloo in a store one time, my canadian friend said eveyrone has a plastic igloo that they live in and called me retarted for not believing him, is this true that you guys live in plastic igloos?
 
wow coming from a person that has a anarchy picture that means alot (does your icon and you username make you feel really bad to the bone?)
 
Haha, we told some dumbfuck from down south that we were from Toronto, and he said" Oh, I have a buddy that lives up there, he drives a blue truck have you seen him?"
 
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