Tiger in deep shit again...

joey.

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Here is an edited version of text messages allegedly sent by Tiger Woods to Joslyn James. They have been edited for graphic content.

Tiger: Sent: 05:46 PM 07/30/2009:

Heading back from the course now.

Tiger:Sent: 05:52 PM 07/30/2009:

How close are you

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:

I will leave an envelope at the front desk under ms daniels. Your room will be 305. Get settled and let me

know when you are ready to see me. I will be i

Tiger:Sent: 06:01 PM 07/30/2009:

n room 201. You can come down the stair well next to your room. Make sure absolutely no one sees you

Tiger:Sent: 06:17 PM 07/30/2009:

Just so you know i have to get up at 415 tomorrow.

Tiger:Sent: 07:30 PM 07/30/2009:

Just let me know when you are headed down

Tiger:Sent: 09:46 PM 07/30/2009:

What time is car picking you up tomorrow

Tiger:Sent: 01:14 AM 07/31/2009:

Yes

Tiger:Sent: 01:27 AM 07/31/2009:

Did you get lost. Door is open

Tiger:Sent: 02:16 PM 07/31/2009:

What time do you leave. Im trying to leave. Im trying to get back

Tiger:Sent: 03:57 PM 07/31/2009:

Will back in 5. Let me take a shower and i will text you after

Tiger:Sent: 04:18 PM 07/31/2009:

Oh i know. Not at all. Just glad and suprised i can do that to you Im all clean. Come on down:)

Tiger:Sent: 04:22 PM 07/31/2009:

Hurry:)

Tiger:Sent: 05:08 PM 07/31/2009:

I'm glad you came out

Tiger:Sent: 06:36 PM 07/31/2009:

Awesome baby. Be Safe

Tiger:Sent: 03:13 AM 08/01/2009:

Thank you sexy

Tiger:Sent: 06:34 AM 08/06/2009:

In ohio playing

Tiger:Sent: 05:54 AM 08/09/2009:

I told you im playing these two weeks

Tiger:Sent: 06:50 PM 08/09/2009:

In about a month

Tiger:Sent: 06:51 PM 08/09/2009:

Maybe sooner. Can't talk now. Will text when i can

Tiger:Sent: 01:53 PM 08/13/2009:

Me to

Tiger:Sent: 10:27 AM 08/20/2009:

I hope not. So you have been with others huh since

Tiger:Sent: 10:35 AM 08/23/2009:

I hope so

Tiger:Sent: 10:45 PM 08/23/2009:

Not a bad thing thinking about me

Tiger:Sent: 11:00 PM 08/23/2009:

I totally agree

Tiger:Sent: 11:03 PM 08/23/2009:

In conn

Tiger:Sent: 11:07 PM 03/23/2009:

Ditto

Tiger:Sent: 11: 08 PM 08/23/2009:

I like when you do that to me

Tiger:Sent: 11:11 PM 08/23/2009:

Ditto sexy

Tiger:Sent: 04:06 PM 08/28/2009:

I want to be deep inside you

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/28/2009:

Maybe in two weeks in chicago

Tiger:Sent: 03:19 PM 08/29/2009:

I need that so bad

Tiger:Sent: 03;29 PM 08/29/2009:

Now:)

Tiger:Sent: 03:30 PM 08/29/2009:

Me to. I would wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:32 PM 08/29/2009:

I have no idea. I would love to have the ability to make you sore

Tiger:Sent: 03:35 PM 08/29/2009:

In a week. I will try to wear you out

Tiger:Sent: 03:37 PM 08/29/2009:

Do you ever hook up with other guys or girls

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 08/29/2009:

You didnt answer the question

Tiger:Sent: 03:43 PM 08/29/2009:

Ok. I would like to have a threesome with you and another girl you trust

Tiger:Sent: 03:48 PM 08/29/2009:

Does that excite you at all or no

Tiger:Sent: 03:52 PM 08/29/2009:

God girl. You better want to take care of me

Tiger:Sent: 03:56 PM 08/29/2009:

You do. Need more of it

Tiger:Sent: 03:59 PM 08/29/2009:

of you

Tiger:Sent: 04"02 PM 08/29/2009:

I want to treat you rough. Throw you around, spank and slap you

Tiger:Sent: 04:07 PM 08/29/2009:

You are my f------ w----

Tiger:Sent: 04:08 PM 08/29/2009:

Hold you down while i choke you ...

Tiger:Sent: 04:10 PM 08/29/2009:

Then im going to tell you to shut the F--- up while i slap your face and pull your hair for making noise

Tiger:Sent: 04:21 PM 08/29/2009:

Where do you want to be bitten

Tiger:Sent: 04:24 PM 08/29/2009:

Ok. Now your talking. Whatever i want. You are mine

Tiger:Sent: 04:39 PM 08/29/2009:

Whatever else turns you on

Tiger:Sent: 04:43 PM 08/29/2009:

You tell me what you like

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:

You are. Always will be. Don't trust people

Tiger:Sent: 04:48 PM 08/29/2009:

But you still have not told me what turns you on

Tiger:Sent: 04:53 PM 08/29/2009:

I know you have tried every positing imaginable but what turns you on besides a dp

Tiger:Sent: 5:00 PM 08/29/2009:

I really do want to be rough with you. Slap you around

Tiger:Sent: 05:12 PM 08/29/2009:

For years. And punish you for not seeing me more

Tiger:Sent: 05:15 PM 08/29/2009:

I want you to beg for my c---. Kiss you all over to convince me to let you have it in your mouth

Tiger:Sent: 05:18 PM 08/29/2009:

We will see how bad you want me

Tiger:Sent: 05:26 PM 08/29/2009:

Next time i see you, you better beg and if you don't do it right i will slap, spank, bite and f--- you till

mercy

Tiger:Sent: 09:20 AM 09/03/2009:

Was playing sexy

Tiger:Sent: 04:17 AM 09/04/2009:

Maybe you can fly out to chicage on monday night and leave early wed

Tiger:Sent: 04:23 AM 09/04/2009:

I land at 930 or 10 monday night

Tiger:Sent: 11:57 AM 09/04/2009:

Great. What time so you land

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 09/04/2009:

I land at the earliest at 8 and the latest will be 10

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 09/04/2009:

Midway

Tiger:Sent: 01:42 AM 09/07/2009:

I cant wait to see you as well. What time do you land again

Tiger:Sent: 03:15 AM 09/07/2009:

You are going to be headed to the hyatt lodge. 2815 jorie blvd oak brook, il 60523....

Tiger:Sent: 11:38 AM 09/07/2009:

Did you get my text with all the info

Tiger:Sent: 11:41 AM 09/07/2009:

I will text you the room number when i get there. Im still in boston

Tiger:Sent: 11:43 AM 09/07/2009:

I have to check in to get the room

Tiger:Sent: 11:44 AM 09/07/2009:

I should get there before you anyways

Tiger:Sent: 12:27 PM 09/07/2009:

In about 3 hours

Tiger:Sent: 12:30 PM 09/07/2009:

I will be there before you for sure

Tiger:Sent: 12:35 PM 09/07/2009:

You just make sure you take care of me when you get here

Tiger:Sent: 06:28 PM 09/07/2009:

Great

Tiger:Sent: 06:30 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when your about 20 out i will order dinner. And what would you like to eat

Tiger:Sent: 06:33 PM 09/07/2009:

I am pretty tired after today. I am going to go to sleep early

Tiger:Sent: 06:53 PM 09/07/2009:

How close are you

Tiger:Sent: 07:09 PM 09/07/2009:

What do you want to eat

Tiger:Sent: 07:10 PM 09/07/2009:

Anything simple

Tiger:Sent: 07:12 PM 09/07/2009:

No turkey unless it's a club sandwich

Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/07/2009:

How close

Tiger:Sent: 07:38 PM 09/07/2009:

Head to the elevators and go to 334. Thats your room. The door will be open with the dead bolt. I have to

get back here to wait for the food. Im in room 358.

Tiger:Sent: 07:42 PM 09/07/2009:

Let me know when you are in the room. Food just got here

Tiger:Sent: 07:47 PM 09/07/2009:

Sweet. Dont come down here yet. Lots of people in the hall. I will let you know when it clears

Tiger:Sent: 08:16 PM 09/07/2009:

Are you close to being ready

Tiger:Sent; 08:32 PM 09/07/2009:

Come on down. Its quiet here in the hall now

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:

There is a room service cart in my hall. Be careful

Tiger:Sent: 08:35 PM 09/07/2009:

Room358

Tiger:Sent: 09:59 PM 09/07/2009:

Make it ok

Tiger:Sent: 10:01 PM 09/07/2009:

Ok. Lights out. Good night sexy

Tiger:Sent: 08:49 AM 09/08/2009:

Hope you slept as good as i did. I just woke up which is un heard of

Tiger:Sent: 10:23 AM 09/08/2009:

So when can i have that a-- again

Tiger:Sent: 12:40 PM 09/08/2009:

I will be back in a couple hours

Tiger:Sent: 12:42 PM 09/08/2009:

I have to leave for an appearance at 430 but i will be back at 730 for dinner and lots of dessert with you.

How about a quickie before i go:)

Tiger:Sent: 01:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Have you ever had a golden shower done to you

Tiger:Sent: 01:29 PM 09/08/2009:

Just morbid curiosity

Tiger:Sent: 01:30 PM 09/08/2009:

Really. You. You have done just about everything havent you

Tiger:Sent: 01:32 PM 09/08/2009:

Never done it. I think i would get stage freight

Tiger:Sent: 02:28 PM 09/08/2009:

Maybe

Tiger:Sent: 03:38 PM 09/08/2009:

I will be over in 10mins

Tiger:Sent: 03:40 PM 09/08/2009:

Why dont you come over here now instead

Tiger:Sent: 03:41 PM 09/08/2009:

Enter thru room 360. Its next door

Tiger:Sent: 03:42 PM 09/08/2009:

Hurry so i come in that a--

Tiger:Sent: 03:54 PM 09/08/2009:

Let me know when you leave your room

Tiger:Sent: 07:32 PM 09/08/2009:

You felt amazing to baby. How much was your flight by the way

Tiger:Sent: 07:35 PM 09/08/2009:

Having a few issues at home. Might be a little later before i see you tonight

Tiger:Sent: 07:39 PM 09/08/2009:

Parent hood melt down:)

Tiger:Sent: 08:01 PM 09/08/2009:

How much was your flight

Tiger:Sent: 05:03 AM 09/09/2009:

Shit i fell back to sleep. just woke up. I have to leave in about 15 mins. I tee off at 700

Tiger:Sent: 07:43 PM 09/09/2009:

Great thing is we have a life time of this

Tiger:Sent: 05:44 AM 10/01/2009:

I know that. Thats why i wont do that.

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

Baby im not going anywhere or doing anything. You please me like no other has or ever will. I'm not losing

that. You have to understand people love to tal

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

k about me. sometimes its good and sometimes its bad. I have learned to just roll with it no matter how much

it upsets me when its not true. My life is a

Tiger:Sent: 06:02 PM 10/01/2009:

fish bowl

Tiger:Sent: 10:40 AM 10/04/2009:

Guys from dubai. Investors. So my agent being suggested that we go back to my room at the mansion for lunch.

He doesnt know about us, obviously

Tiger:Sent: 11:31 AM 10/04/2009:

This has been a total s--- trip. Im sorry i fucked up last night. And this s---. We will get it right next time so we can spend more time together.

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 PM 10/04/2009:

Oh my god. If they were with me. You would have ruined everything

Tiger:Sent: 12:07 PM 10/04/2009:

I told you. Oh my god. I cant believe what just happened

Tiger:Sent: 12:08 PM 10/04/2009:

Don't F------ talk to me. You almost just ruined my whole life. If my agent and these guys would have seen

you there, F---
 
honestly, i couldn't care less about tiger woods and his life i'm so sick of hearing about it. who cares.
 
i find it hilarious how kinky it is, i don't give a rats ass about him getting in trouble, but you guys need ti learn to appreciate the humor in this
 
nobody else is calling bullshit? im not saying hes out there doing it, but not one of those texts seemed to be anything more than generic bullshit, easily could have been fake, and who the fuck cares what hes texting anyways. hes a deviant, and a golfer, holy shit my world just shattered...
 
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Tiger:Sent: 11:05 PM 12/07/2009:

Not quite blonde, are we? More of a dirty blonde.

Tiger:Sent: 11:58 PM 12/07/2009:

I don't want to get you drunk, but, ah, that's a very fine Chardonnay you're not drinking.

Tiger:Sent: 12:06 AM 13/07/2009:

I want you to clean your vagina

Tiger:Sent: 12:15 AM 13/07/2009:

Don't just stare at it. Eat it

Tiger:Sent: 7:25 AM 13/07/2009:

Don't touch the watch.

 
i agree.

i really dont give a fuck about tiger one way or another. i was never a fan of his or a fan of golf for that matter.

i will admit although they shouldnt be released i have laughed pretty damn hard at these texts
 
why does everybody hate tiger so much? hes a fucking pimp. he fucks

bitches. he wins lots of money by playing fucking golf for a living. hes

black.

it sounds like everybody is just jealous of him.
 
haha I heard this on the news this morning on the way to school.

He's such a fucker I can't wait to see the crowd hassle him at the masters.
 
good luck with that- masters is invite only- plus cost of a ticket- hecklers are thrown out and banned immediately- plus everyone in golf loves him- its just dumb people who have nothing to talk about
 
yeah im sure if a patron even whispers during the masters about tigers life outside of golf, they will get kicked out
 
Okay yeah, I guess there won't be much heckling at the masters, but I doubt he won't get at least laughed at.

I mean I used to like the guy until he went off and had sex with 20 other people. I mean, come on he's married.
 
you guys are all stupid as fuck. tigers behavior and conduct is the kind that members of newschoolers.com, and other people from our demographic (age, interests, ETC.) are stereotypically supposed to be condoning. anyone who hates on tiger is a total bitch. whatever happened to "fuck bitches get money".

NSG is going down the crapshoot. there's a thread about tiger woods, along with a huge list of erotic messages he sent, and all we have so far is a fucking tiger meme and a reference to American psycho.

you should be ashamed.

 
yeah there is a little "bias" if you will. i just watch NFL and besides that i dont know too much about american celebrities, but if you just take worthlessberger (just a great pun, hes a good player tho) vs. vick or tiger.

even though the whole thing with roethlisberger is still under investigation, you know that he will never drop as many real-life-karma points as vick had or tiger had.

 
x2. Who cares? Tiger doesn't have to answer to anyone but his wife and family and this is so overplayed in the media now I just don't give a fuck about any of it anymore.

I wouldn't be surprised if someone accuses him of "allegedly" doing anything at this point. Just ridin' the gravy train.
 
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