Thoughts?

Ryley*

Ryley*

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here are some of mine that i need to tell you guys:

If you were a single mom, would your son grow up to be justin bieber?

When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny?

There is no extra penny. The first phrase, which should be "put your 2 cents worth in," has someone making a comment with an arbitrary value of 2 cents while the second is an offer for one's thoughts with another arbitary value established. the two are unrelated and rarely, if ever, is any money exchanged.

If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?

Can you cry under water?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
 
How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?
 
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Can someone's glasses prescription be the same as what it looks like to open your eyes under water, resulting in them being able to see under water without goggles?
 
I buy a lot of bread at one time, so I put most of it in the freezer and take out a loaf at a time. I prefer to put my frozen toast in once and have it come out toasty. The highest setting is not meant for mere room temperature pieces of bread.
 
no

don't be stupid

still being stupid

who cares

what do you think.... do you feel like you created morality?

......doesnt deserve an answer

First interesting one.... and i think it's when their death would alter a path of something of major economic value or shake the beliefs or paths of many.

and probably cause there are frozen things that could be put in there, things other than bread

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Is it possible to find questions on the internet and then make a questions thread on nsers?

If so, is it then possible to post to much on your own thread?
 
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