Thoughts on Chubbies Shorts?

[theBearJew]

I dont tuck my shirt in so it changes the way they look drastically IMO.

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I don't see a problem with them or why the chubbies are so much better. I have a few other pairs of shorts like hurley and those which are good but dickies are always cheap.

 

[theschneidler]

Those are legit so shitty looking, I could buy the same thing at the uses clothing store like 20 minutes away for like $20.

 

[theschneidler]

Fuck not $20 like $2-$3

 

[deleted5]

Why don't you just skip a step and buy track shorts.

 

[Stickity]

so people on here make jokes about skiing in tight pants and your balls not being able to breathe, but wearing male booty shorts is cool and hip?

 

[.AR6rider.]

In a word...yes.

 

[Stickity]

 

[.AR6rider.]

and proud.

 

[Stickity]

that's what's important. keep doing you.

 

[theschneidler]

stay strong beautiful

 

[bo0b]

Nobody said you had to b in a frat or a trust fund kid to be a douche.

 

[Vitiligo]

.

 

[James.May]

.

 

[FuckAllOfYou]

too short

this is how you wear pants yo

 

[yuck]

i would maybe wear these but every person posted in this thread looks like they just got back from their aunts (pronounced awnts) summer home in cape cod.

 

[Dhane]

Do you have to wear a collared shirt and aviators with them? Or is that optional? But honestly, not a fan. I like my shorts just above my knee. When I'm hiking I wear em shorter, but that's function not fashion.

 

[timmi]

These have been the shorts of choice in Europe for quite a while now, so I can nearly guarantee that in either this summer or next you boys will all be wearing them.

 

[Phil-X-]

past the knee....

 

[Aidan-G]

I'd wear those but my dick would hang out the bottom. It's not like I have a big dick or anything. Just really long. No girth to it at all. It's sad really

 

[Toasty.]

If you like gargling the penises of underage men then yes, buy them

 

[steeze-free_lee]

as an American fratdouche, current canadian resident, and owner of a pair of 'Merica's, i can confirm that they are indeed awesome (though overpriced).

 

[doyle.]

this seemed like the trend when I was in australia last march but I personally like them just above the knee

 

[seward]

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[GayWolf420]

Do they come with a 6-er of natty ice and a false sense of fashion?

 

[BrewskiJr]

My thoughts exactly.

 

[B.Aussie]

That fashion has been big in Aus for a while. I really like them. I think shorts that come below the knee look extremely dorky and unattractive.

 

[johnnyBuz]

you can't really be a G without your chubbies

 

[proZach]

didn't know how short they were until my pair of american flag ones came in for the fourth of July. they're almost a novelty, but sometimes you gotta show some thigh.

gotta say, I've had more chicks come up to me at bars wearing these bad larrys than my sweatpants

 

[ModMommy]

They're so frat. I love them so much.

 

[Nacho+]

I've got like 4 pairs....

 

[Laurent.]

Just wear denim shorts like a real man.

 

[ABalls]

If anyone's seen the chubbies Instagram you can tell that they kind of cater to douchebags. With that being said, I'm a huge douchebag and I love these shorts.

 

[Chubbs.]

yeah i have 6 pairs i think they're awesome. different style and different colors

 

[Lavieille]

I have 8 pairs

 

[undisputed]

I have 8 pairs

i own 9 pairs

 

[no_steeze]

Say what you will but they're damn comfortable. Poor durability though

 

[Bart.Man]

I've got like 4 pairs....

I fuckin bet you do...

Look at how hard each of those mother fuckers in the OP are trying to fit in.

 

[undisputed]

i like to show ppl where the beach is

 

[Dirac]

wait, what is so special about these? they look like normal shorts to me?

 

[Spiri7o]

Those both suck, right above the knee cap is the best

bingo

 

[onLINE]

Chubbies complete the "my dads a lawyer" look.

 

[undisputed]

i proudly wear chubbies

 

[NigelStein]

I wore my 'Mericas this summer skiing at Hood. They're a little to short, but better that way than long and baggy.

 

[NigelStein]

I wore my 'Mericas this summer skiing at Hood. They're a little to short, but better that way than long and baggy.