This year's STEEZE

Holy mother..i thought i was lanky. I think floaty slow style is in. Act like you're so slow and lazy that you yawn and stretch while you're mashing the flat down flat.

*%*#(*@(@@@*$$*

...Just put it in you mouth.
 
haha as of a month ago i was also 6'4 160. but after a month of hitting the gym im now 170.

still, im going for the lanky steeze.

-Joel

'I was in the waiting room of my doctor's office before a physical this morning. There's nothing wrong with me, but healthy people get physicals just-for-the-hey-of-it every couple of days. When they finally mispronounced my name, I got up and walked down a hall with a nurse. After a while, the doctor came in and inspected my holes. He said that I should lose weight and consider stop smoking. I blew smoke in his face and explained that he is a douche bag. We all had a good laugh and he agreed.' -Skydaddy
 
ninja steeze, what is that like?

when i think of ninja style tricks, i think of luikangs, japans, baranis, switch backflips, and KARATE KIX

 
nacho steeze, and next year, it will be nacho steezier.

I dont know half of you half as well as I should like, and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
 
while all you cool cats ski away with your ninja steeze, i will be hidden in the background with my samurai steeze, cause we all no that samurais r more badass than ninjas

 
hellz yes michigan...

bubblewrap steeze...when you bail, not only does it not hurt, but it'll sound awesome.

I used to do crack. I still do, but i used to too.
 
was in Michigan once, skied a place called Nubbs Knob- no joke, killer vert

you don't have rythym if you don't got no soul
 
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