This one time i was downloading PORN.....

and he looks at my history, and hes like whats a lemon party, and im like i dont know, and hes clicks, he clicks, he clicks it and then what does he see, hes like what the fuck why are those old men suckin cock, and im like im trapped in the closet, way back deep in the closet
 
then i tied up *alphagetti*'s mom and cut her throat and inserted my wangina into the gushing mess which steamed with pleasure every gasp she took

(no offense)
 
I  can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds.
 
yeah, i suck. I told him i had to do that for history class. I dont know why. Then i cummed all over him. What a sucker.....
 
i realized that the subatomic levels of the candle on the wall were too high so the glass of iced tea on the table exploded the world
 
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