This one time i was downloading PORN.....

[woogity]

(finish the sentance, paragraph, story, watever)

 

[bangarangmules]

my parents came home early...

 

[timmi]

with a big black dildo

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

and it was good

 

[ThaLetterM.]

and i discovered raven riley. game over.

 

[lushlaxstr]

realized im gay

 

[pns513]

i lost my vasoline

 

[hawaiiansteeze]

and i put on my robe and wizard hat

 

[grams.]

and my computer froze

 

[DDrem.]

with my little sister

 

[Piste.Off]

and i enjoyed my gay orgy

 

[ride-rider]

i fucked a sandwitch bag in my couch.

 

[Black-Bandanna]

with Bob Saget

 

[C.R.420]

..while making a turkey sandwich.

 

[Bumbleton]

starring rosie o'donelle and ellen degenres

 

[BusyJohnSohn]

last time I tried to download that one a got a meean virus

 

[EClay46]

david hasslehoff was looking good.

 

[slimbruddah]

I ate a potato.

 

[=Carson=]

then stuck one up my butt

 

[TheMoostafian]

and i realized that nitro-rider is a snowboarder and needs to be BANNED

 

[Static]

because I was at work, and that's what I do.

 

[slimbruddah]

Now look at the game i have started and how

 

[OhioRiderSPK5]

and i noticed my dog playing with its self

 

[mizzike]

bahahaha

 

[LS.]

then i pee'd in my dog's butt

 

[-+Siver+-]

thats just fucking weird

 

[Goobie]

and stuck my dick in a peanut butter jar

 

[MattTweak]

epic

 

[TheButterHashira]

i then pulled it out and put it in...

 

[P3TER]

and my cat got a boner

 

[zylstra]

even though cats can't get boners...

 

[010]

and then bilo got this

 

[Craigskis]

inside my own ass, then i realised... Not only am I gay, but Also have a fetish of cross dressing, with my new found talent, I...

 

[Petey.]

yesssss

 

[Beamer12]

in my school library

 

[skijunkiedtm]

that would suck especialy if it was a family comp

 

[chickenwang]

hahahah and then got expelled

 

[Joan]

hahaa

 

[Jwenz]

woahhh i had the same problem...i had to reboot my computer

by response:

and this girl walked in and was like...lets FUCK

 

[bowlripper]

i realized i make stupid threads

 

[SteezePatrol]

that are poor immitations of the origional

 

[DYFI]

and i should quit while im ahead.

 

[Edward.]

ography

 

[ecsm.]

nice

 

[twintipteles]

how do they procreate then? I think you're wrong...

 

[TheButterHashira]

maybe they do it like whales, ya know the male jizzes all in the water and the girl whale spreads her fins and it just majicly turns into a whale

 

[quixotic]

And I pull out my cock ring...

 

[TheButterHashira]

and now im trapped in the closet

(idk why i thought of that)

 

[mohawkskier]

porn is sick because im skiierman

 

[Ceru]

and i hear my dad coming, so i click out of everything real fast, i thought i got everything, but when he was talking to me the speakers were up and all u hear was "ohh, ahh" and he says mike...whats that? and i said dad, idk did u just make that sound? so basically, i suck

 

[Steezysmurf]

hahaha, nice one