This might be one of the funniest things i've ever read
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Slinger1x1
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another one
Replying to the e mail was his first mistake. A mistake that
would cost Lucius more than the amount he gave to Mr Bandabaloobi.
"Mr Bandabaloobi said he was from the Nigerian Bank" said Lucius
"We first met when he wrote me an email explaining he needed me to
transfer 3 million dollars out of the country because a rich old guy had
died and the government was going to keep the money unless I could help
and for this I would receive a percentage."
"I gave them my account details and bought a plane ticket to
Nigeria to meet Mr Bandabaloobi and sign the transfer papers."
"Once I arrived I was beaten and taken to a small hotel room on
the outskirts of town. I was stripped and kissed by dark and very hairy
men. One of the men, named Carl, was very gentle and told me he loved me
but the others were rough. So very rough. I struggled and told them I
was a friend of Mr Bandabaloobi but they tied me up and took turns
kissing my beautiful body, touching me and making me do things I had
sometimes thought about and imagined, but had never expected to really
happen because I am straight."
"The fact that one of the men looked like a black version of my
dad kind of freaked me out and Carl turned out to be huge but like i
said, he was very gentle and we just took things really slow. He's cool,
we have swapped emails since. Nothing gay though, cause he knows I am
straight."
"Having survived the ordeal and returned home, my only regret is
that I missed my meeting with Mr Bandabaloobi and didnt get to see any
african animals like giraffes and lions and those little things that
peek up really quick and look around and then pop back down really
quick. They are really cool. They are like those little dogs that live
on the prairie. Cant remember what those ones are called either but they
look a little bit like otters. They dont live in water like otters
though, they live on the prairies. No, I dont know what a prairie is."
Replying to the e mail was his first mistake. A mistake that
would cost Lucius more than the amount he gave to Mr Bandabaloobi.
"Mr Bandabaloobi said he was from the Nigerian Bank" said Lucius
"We first met when he wrote me an email explaining he needed me to
transfer 3 million dollars out of the country because a rich old guy had
died and the government was going to keep the money unless I could help
and for this I would receive a percentage."
"I gave them my account details and bought a plane ticket to
Nigeria to meet Mr Bandabaloobi and sign the transfer papers."
"Once I arrived I was beaten and taken to a small hotel room on
the outskirts of town. I was stripped and kissed by dark and very hairy
men. One of the men, named Carl, was very gentle and told me he loved me
but the others were rough. So very rough. I struggled and told them I
was a friend of Mr Bandabaloobi but they tied me up and took turns
kissing my beautiful body, touching me and making me do things I had
sometimes thought about and imagined, but had never expected to really
happen because I am straight."
"The fact that one of the men looked like a black version of my
dad kind of freaked me out and Carl turned out to be huge but like i
said, he was very gentle and we just took things really slow. He's cool,
we have swapped emails since. Nothing gay though, cause he knows I am
straight."
"Having survived the ordeal and returned home, my only regret is
that I missed my meeting with Mr Bandabaloobi and didnt get to see any
african animals like giraffes and lions and those little things that
peek up really quick and look around and then pop back down really
quick. They are really cool. They are like those little dogs that live
on the prairie. Cant remember what those ones are called either but they
look a little bit like otters. They dont live in water like otters
though, they live on the prairies. No, I dont know what a prairie is."
skichicky3
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hahahah so awesome, especially when he put the cat on the poster for the show lost
Slinger1x1
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the whole website is full of hysterical shit. look around
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