Things you’re amAzing at on skis

14116415:johnoble said:
Hitting the biggest jump in the park with no speed check and destroying myself?‍♂️
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My entire body fucking loves spending quality time with the bottom of the landing, without my skis and some of my gear.
 
Dodging Jerry. Never crashed once or been crashed into by Jerry, came close though. Even when Jerry almost made me fall for the first time ever on a lift, I prevailed. You shall not win Jerry.
 
when the weather prediction says spring skiing, I’m really good at getting to the mountain too early and leaving before it gets soft
 
14116335:Rparr said:
fell asleep doing this a couple times, not my proudest moments
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Oh dude there is nothing better than a nap when its like 55 or so out on a nice spring day. Ski from 9am to 12, eat and smoke pass out for an hour then wake up refreshed and ready for some "soft" laps in the park.
 
14116277:Mr.Lumpyjumbles said:
The other day I just did a little 180 off of a side hit on a main trail and was cruising down switch because there wasn't anyone else there and I see this little kid (like 6 or something) come flying out of the woods on my blind side. I was going pretty fast so I didn't have time to revert or even slow down at all so I had to maeuver around this kid or else I was gonna knock him out cold. I think I ended up hitting his skis with my skis because I looked back and he was sprawled across the trail and his skis came off. I quickly went back up to him to make sure he was okay and he just kind of stared at me looking really shocked and wouldn't say anything. He seemed fine so I just made sure he got his skis back on and went down the trail. I'm so glad his parents weren't there becuase they probably would have tried to have my pass pulled or something just because I was skiing switch.

Idk, not really related to the thread but I felt like sharing.
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And that little kid grew up to be Simon Dumont
 
topic:Aidsaregay said:
what are you crazy good at when it comes to skiing?

personally,i can rip my snow pants crotch every single time i go skiing, im about to get sponsored by my local dressmaker
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You wear dresses?
 
I'm great at skiing switch after years of skiing with a texan family who can't keep up with me otherwise. Now I can bomb runs switch which is chaotic but fun.

I'm also great at somehow making people think I go hard in the park when I actually might just throw a front 2 on a *wild* day.
 
14116277:Mr.Lumpyjumbles said:
The other day I just did a little 180 off of a side hit on a main trail and was cruising down switch because there wasn't anyone else there and I see this little kid (like 6 or something) come flying out of the woods on my blind side. I was going pretty fast so I didn't have time to revert or even slow down at all so I had to maeuver around this kid or else I was gonna knock him out cold. I think I ended up hitting his skis with my skis because I looked back and he was sprawled across the trail and his skis came off.
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Starting a petition for a Park Obstacle Evasion Course (POEC for short) where they scatter ski school kids all over a run and then send you down into it riding switch at Mach 5
 
not on skis but, getting pulled over on the way to the mountain

**This post was edited on Mar 12th 2020 at 11:35:20am
 
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