things you hear and see when you are ripped

Breheny

Breheny

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the other night, my friend and i came back to my house after a party and i was ripped, so we go to bed and my friend goes to sleep really quickly and starts snoring. somehow i turned his snoring into some techno beat in my head, it fully went for like 10 minutes.

Nick

'He was probably beating it to some sexy orangatang tittes in a national geographic' - Lateralis

'Peter, what did i tell you not to do last night?'

'drink at the frat party'

'and what did you do last night?'

'drank at the fra.....ooooooh i almost walked rite into that one!'

 
haha yeah if any of you have seen the wall, u would not like shadows either

DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY, DO YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS, YOUR KILLING YOUR FATHER LARRY
 
i often hear that i look really ripped, mostly from chixxx with big black dicks

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ahahahahha techno beats? thats the funnest thing ive ever heard

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'ok im gonnago play pocket tanks...the only game that runs on my computer'-cruz

 
Quit making shit up, you dint hear any techno beats, your a dumbass, get off crack...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
that would be so cool

*NORTHEAST CULT*

^ITS ALIVE AGAIN!!!

quagmire:'We got to do something.'

peter:'Dont worry i got an idea, an idea so smart my head would explode if i even began to know what I am talking about.

dude i talked to them about it and they said 'our budget doesnt alow it' fuck that.....they just think im ugly-bristolrider

 
I hear some 40's style big band type music every once in a while when i am baked

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'Soberity is not an option.'

Drivin that Train
 
bluebarry hydro

'this is my son he takes after the old bong and chain. if he was a indian his name would be chief forgot condom'

Ski To Live-Live To Ski
 
when my brother snores i just hit him... and i dont do drugs...

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
i know a kid who did shrooms and he was lisitng to techno in a car and he sayed he could see the techno beats coming out of the speakers at him

a male gynocologist is like an auto machanic who doesnt own a car
 
i know a guy that did shrooms and he said that he was playing a video game and then mario jumped out of the screen and he was chasing him around his room

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
I heard of a kid who took a hit of marijuana and died instantly. swear to god.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
^hahsahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha idk why that is so funny, its prolly your best friend huh? well then im sorry

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some people like their cucumber pickled
 
one hit thats amazing, but not funny, ahhahaahashhash

anmwhooooooooo all noises becaome blunt thuds and i feel above my shoulders

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I think Derek was being a sarcastic goose.

Girls don't like sensitive guys. Since I don't treat women like objects, I have to treat objects like women.

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back in the day when i smoked, i was playing drums with music playing over a stereo. i could create totally unique sounding songs from playin different beats.

I.L.I.A.G.A CREW!

I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
 
all this talk about weed makes me miss BC even more..sigh

meep meep i come from planet zardar and i love big black cock - Lateralis

 
goddamnit

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'haha he told his parents ahbout his ginormous cock.... what a fag' - linemaverick540

'I wonder why haters tend to be idiots?' J.D._May

 
well, theres been a cougar that was released around our property to control the deer population. so whenever i'm blazed i'll get really paranoid and start hearing big cat sounds

 
about a week ago i was really ripped and i was in my friends room and saw this really evil looking munchkin sort of thing. it had really thick hair that was combed back and really sharp teeth. it turned out to be my friends guitar.

'Oh my god. it happened again! i got better looking' Boyd
 
weird when i get high i stop noticing things.

[Necro - Get On Ya Knees]

I'll hit that pussy up with a nasty attack

Get on your knees like your looking for the last piece of crack

Filthy like Al Louis, jerking off at seventy

Or senerity, swallowing my twenty inches of obscenity

I'm paying a good buck

So slut, you better fuck as good as you look and suck as good as you fuck

When it comes to this porn shit you know who the master is

Bitch I'll leave Necro tagged on your ass with jizz
 
What is everyone talking about? Seeing shit? Hearing shit on weed? I never see anything or hear anything, I like to actually think of it as becoming sober, the more I smoke, the more sober I get... All of you who have commented on seeing shit and hearing shit should go fuck yourselfs and never smoke weed again, its people like you who make us smokers look like stupid fucking idiots...

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
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thats what i see

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^You need to smoke some now then Ant if that's true, so maybe you can chill the fuck out.

I don't see anything, but when real stoned and drunk I've heard these really amazing techno beats in my head. They sounded so cool, I wish I could remember them.

Amerikaz motherfuckin nightmare bitch

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just hit up juve, he was low on cash money, well I accept checks, took his chain and two hundred, now I'm runnin, gun in hand hundred miles ahead, 99 problems and if you're one then you're gonna be dead, I treat my shoes like my ride, chrome on the sides and good traction, take your ice then I'm gone, disappear in a fraction

 
and is dumb, i dont see shit or trip just everything is different, bunnies dont come hopping around or anything

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watch alice in wonderland my stoner friends watch that all the time

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When your not sure about something, just HUCK IT!
 
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