Things you did as a child you didnt know were wrong

arnie_grape

arnie_grape

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I used to clip my nails and just let it fall on to the carpet until someone vacuumed it up

I also used to wipe standing up until I saw a sit or stand debate thread on here when i was like 15. I am now a sit wiper. didnt know it was possible.
 
In my childhood bedroom there was a little drain cover lookin thing on the floor so I thought it could be an innovative new way to pee at night without having to leave my room. I peed in it once but I realized it smelled like piss so I stopped doing it. I later found out that hole in the floor was not a drain but a hole where you could run wires from the electrical box to upstairs. I am very lucky to have not electrocuted my dick while peeing down a hole in my room when I was like 5. I also sprayed windex down the hole to try to get rid of the piss smell. I was a dumb fucking kid
 
I'm 31 and still wipe standing up. Idk how people wipe sitting down, no access.

Anyways, since we're on topic of bathroom stuff. I used to just pee in the corner of the unfinished basement thinking it was pretty much the same as outside.

14610099:Jems said:
i also used to wipe standing up
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topic:arnie_grape said:
I used to clip my nails and just let it fall on to the carpet until someone vacuumed it up

I also used to wipe standing up until I saw a sit or stand debate thread on here when i was like 15. I am now a sit wiper. didnt know it was possible.
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The nail clippings one is so real
 
Made fort village with the neighbor kids. We called it the Indian village. It didn’t resemble native culture at all. In governance and economy it was more like modern day Russia and I was Putin.

Also stuffed [tag=278312]@MichiganCatFart[/tag] in a sleeping bag and tossed him down the stairs.
 
also a weird thing i did until i was forced to stop by a babysitter was if i had long nails id jam them into electrical sockets till they gave me a lil tingle.
 
Me and this one kid were in 5th grade and were really into WWII stuff. One day we started drawing tanks in art class with the nazi symbol on them and that wasn't good. Oops. We were really into Band of Brothers at the time cuz it was on TV.

In my defense, Tiger Tanks are pretty gnarly.

**This post was edited on May 10th 2024 at 7:22:07pm
 
I remember in like 3rd or 4th grade on the playground I threw the football to a kid and yelled “smear the queer”, not like we did it was a joke. But this substitute teacher or whoever went fucking OFF on me “WHAT IF HE WAS A QUEER, OR HIS SISTER” blah blah I was like lady what the fuck are you going on about, it’s a fucking game
 
14610430:r00kie said:
Made fort village with the neighbor kids. We called it the Indian village. It didn’t resemble native culture at all. In governance and economy it was more like modern day Russia and I was Putin.

Also stuffed [tag=278312]@MichiganCatFart[/tag] in a sleeping bag and tossed him down the stairs.
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Digging holes in the ground and calling it a basement, just to sit in the dirt hole.
 
Used to think the toilet was a washing machine and tried flushing my lighting McQeen underwear down it. This happened on numerous occasions.
 
I used to open up grates in the ground around my grandparents house in California knowing that they’d be full of cockroaches which I had a phobia of and then proceed to nearly have a panic attack every time
 
i once asked my dad to build me a laboratory like in the show dexters lab but i wanted it to be invisible. eventually my dad did build it but i never was able to find it.

one time we went to a restaurant with a big taxidermy buffalo head and i asked where the rest of the buffalo was. my dad told me on the otherside of the wall. after a few minutes when no one was looking i decided to do some investigating and made my way to the kitchen. the chef brought me back and him and my parents started laughing. very inappropriate response when theres a missing buffalo body
 
I was 4 ish. I didn't know what the door handle on maybe sitters car was. Opened it and oh shit door opened. Think i closed it right away cause obviously understood what a door was. Still got my ass beat. Bullshit.
 
14610775:ingridguerci94 said:
I had a best friend with whom I played "having sex". I don't even know how we knew what that was, or how it was done. This happened when we were both about 8-9 years, and looking back I still can't explain it.I always played the male role and layed on her, and just moved back and forward. We would make up husband-wife stories, but it was never something dirty like xxx, just a regular kids role play. I don't know if this is a common thing between kids, but it always felt like something really awkward. We never talked about it when we grew up, and I think it's kind of a non-spoken secret between the two of us.

**This post was edited on May 12th 2024 at 10:35:51pm
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Why is there a link to a Thai porn site which promptly tried to get me to pay them for saving my phone from a “hacker”
 
14610110:Rock_Inhabitant said:
In my childhood bedroom there was a little drain cover lookin thing on the floor so I thought it could be an innovative new way to pee at night without having to leave my room. I peed in it once but I realized it smelled like piss so I stopped doing it. I later found out that hole in the floor was not a drain but a hole where you could run wires from the electrical box to upstairs. I am very lucky to have not electrocuted my dick while peeing down a hole in my room when I was like 5. I also sprayed windex down the hole to try to get rid of the piss smell. I was a dumb fucking kid
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Mythbusters tested it, your urethra needs to be like an inch wide and a bladder that holds almost a gallon of urine to make a stream thick enough that current could actually make it back to you.
 
14611893:jompcock said:
Mythbusters tested it, your urethra needs to be like an inch wide and a bladder that holds almost a gallon of urine to make a stream thick enough that current could actually make it back to you.
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Doesn’t change the fact I was pissing into a mystery hole leading down to the breakers. I’m lucky I didn’t mess up the power lol
 
14610595:partyandBS said:
one time we went to a restaurant with a big taxidermy buffalo head and i asked where the rest of the buffalo was. my dad told me on the otherside of the wall. after a few minutes when no one was looking i decided to do some investigating
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I was laughing so hard at this. My Dad would have said the same thing, and we would have done the same, go looking for the other half. He was a jokester like that.

One year he scared my little sister so bad she started crying. She was about 4 years old. We were having family movie night watching Jurassic Park. She was already pretty scared of the movie. Dad got up quietly from the couch and snuck over to the sliding glass door. When there was a quiet part in the movie, he knocked on the glass door . Scared the crap out of her. Then when she calmed down he tried to convince the both of us he was so old that he hunted the dinosaurs . Haha.
 
We borrowed my grandfather's car to go to a science museum; he had handicapped plates so my dad parks out front in a handicap spot and joked "Ok, one of us has to pretend to be a r----- or they'll make us move."

My 9 year old brain did not know he was joking, so I get out of the car, flailing my arms and dragging my left foot behind me and got yelled at.
 
When I was 6 we went to a restaurant and people left here tip money on the table, I went around and collected like 200 not knowing what tipping was. When I showed my parents they lost it and we had to go back and return the cash.
 
Lot of you weirdos saying that you wipe standing up says a lot about this website and I think its about time I dissociate myself with you freaks
 
When I was five we were at a furniture store around Christmas where I thought the pizzas left on a coffee table in the showroom were for everyone.

Opened five boxes until I found a cheese pizza, grabbed a slice and sat down on the sectional while my parents looked at end tables. Got caught by one of the workers who let me know they were for the store's Christmas party while my little Cartman ass was going back for a second slice.
 
When I was at summer camp one year my friends dared me to fit as many hotdogs into my mouth as I could (...pause)

After I started choking on them, I ran over to a trash can and spit them all out.

Turns out that trash can was full of ice with Gatorades/Waters/Sodas and I had to pick out out my chewed up food and it was both extremely gross and extremely embarrassing. Obviously there was still food on the drinks and they made me rinse off all the bottles one by one.
 
14612377:GrandThings said:
When I was at summer camp one year my friends dared me to fit as many hotdogs into my mouth as I could (...pause)

After I started choking on them, I ran over to a trash can and spit them all out.

Turns out that trash can was full of ice with Gatorades/Waters/Sodas and I had to pick out out my chewed up food and it was both extremely gross and extremely embarrassing. Obviously there was still food on the drinks and they made me rinse off all the bottles one by one.
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explains a lot actually. Not that there is anything wrong with that.
 
14612377:GrandThings said:
When I was at summer camp one year my friends dared me to fit as many hotdogs into my mouth as I could (...pause)

After I started choking on them, I ran over to a trash can and spit them all out.

Turns out that trash can was full of ice with Gatorades/Waters/Sodas and I had to pick out out my chewed up food and it was both extremely gross and extremely embarrassing. Obviously there was still food on the drinks and they made me rinse off all the bottles one by one.
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That must have sucked how long did it take to clean up.
 
One of my earliest memories is taking one of my baby brother's brand new wellies off and throwing it into the river right in front of my mum whilst out on a walk with the dogs. Best believe she was not pleased at all. I did a few things like that when I was young, I'm surprised i was never tested for autism
 
I got my first RC car as a present when i was 5 or something. Used it outside and it got dirty. I wanted to clean it and dipped it into a fountain, whole car under water.

Needless to say i did not have a RC car anymore but just a clean big plastic car.

After i told my dad he laughed, explained, managed to contact the company he bought it from, explained to them what happened and they sent us an other RC car.

Thats how i learned to keep electricity away from water, haha.

Thanks dad!
 
14612366:GrapeHunter said:
Lot of you weirdos saying that you wipe standing up says a lot about this website and I think its about time I dissociate myself with you freaks
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How do you wipe still sitting down? Idk maybe my toilet is usually low but if my hand goes down there while I’m sitting I’m touching water.
 
14613280:PartyBullshiit said:
How do you wipe still sitting down? Idk maybe my toilet is usually low but if my hand goes down there while I’m sitting I’m touching water.
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You got a low-hanging ass
 
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