Things to do with a hurt neck.

Moo

Moo

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so today i was just fucking around in my backyard with some friends and tried to backflip a little jump that wasnt even close to big enough, fell strait on my head and messed my neck up pretty bad. I forgot what they said actually happened to it but im in a neck brace for the next 12 weeks and need something to do.
 
Take your neck brace off, you don't really need it, its just a conspiracy from health company's to make more money. kind of like pain killers in surgery or cancer. even heart attacks, its just power of suggestion
 
take sleeping pills and masturbate and see if you can finish before falling asleep.

^ best part is you always win.

Also get some lucky charms and pick all the marshmallows out put in a bowl and milk it and its amazing.
 
try to spin your left leg out in front of you in a clockwise circle while spinning your right in a counter clockwise circle it will either enterain you for hours or reduce you to tears
 
i'd recommend getting addicted to some kind of pills. opana's will fuck some shit up. rail an op and be fucked up all day.
 
theres nothing wrong with reading, dont be an ignant 12 year old and shit all over it because you cant sit in one place for more than 5 minutes...
 
Yea when I broke my neck I just gamed, its pretty much the only thing you can do. Also sit outside & listen to music if its nice out, you don't wanna stay inside to long you go nuts, also get you fill of t3's and another shit codine & sometimes morphine caps. Keep them once you better and pop em while skiing & drinking, its amazing
 
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