Things that you always thought until someone told you that your life was a lie

it is nuking it, newting it? wtf like a salamander? that bitch is dumb. it's nuking, i remember reading a book and in the dialogue that term is used. fail.
 
yea it is...... hmmm i thought that the giro logo was just a wierd logo till like a week ago?

the d in disney being something fancy

 
well i guess general consensus says it is nuking and that my teacher was a dumb bitch. i think i believe them too. she was pretty stupid.
 
I used to try to read handwriting/cursive before I was in grade three but couldn't...

so I thought like "Hilroy" was pronounced "Hindi" and stuff like that.

I used to think chinese signs were in japanese, and I would also buy chinese books for my friend who was learning japanese. good thing I learned the difference
 
when my friend was little, a girl told him that her older brother called her a diLdo.... after that he went around his catholic elementary school calling everyone diLdos.
 
when my friend was little, a girl told him that her older brother called her a diLdo.... after that he went around his catholic elementary school calling everyone diLdos.
 
i thought there was a factory in the sewer with dumptrucks and thing when i was little.

i thought there were lizards in outhouses

i though there was a werd "wif" in stead of with till i was like 11

there was a ton but my mind is blank.
 
when is was little and i told my mom that i had to go to the bathroom and she asked me if i could hold it i always said of cousre i can hold it. (thinking that all i needed to do was literlay hold my dick)
 
I was very recently shocked to discover that the two prongs on a plug are not the same size. 20 years of electricity use and I had never inspected them closely before.
 
those signs next to elevators that say "Do not use in case of fire" confused me so much. I thought they meant don't use the elevator just in case a fire starts right now. Not, don't use them if there really is a fire.

 
I cant remeber one for me, but when my little brother was younger he used to think that at a road crossing, instead of waiting for the green man sign, he had to wait for an actual green man to drive by. In a green car.
 
ponies are generally of different breeds than horses. technically though, I think any fully grown horse under ~14 hands can be called a pony, though most breeds of ponies are considered ponies even if they're over, and some breeds of horses are considered horses even if they're under.
 
I thought all people wiped their asses standing up until maybe 2 years ago. I was utterly shocked to find out that some people do it sitting down.

I am 21, so for 19 years I didn't even ONCE, not once, consider it.

Sitting down just seems plain dangerous and completely ineffective. All you kids who wipe sitting are walking around with dirty asses.
 
when i was younger my parents would play that "walking in memphis" song and he would say "touchdown in the land of the delta blues" I thought it was a football reference and wondered who played for the delta blues, now i know, that it was really a plane landing in memphis
 
i agree.

i also forgot.

until 8th grade i thought rails were solid metal.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH man was a i stupid
 
same here haha

when I was really young, I though boysenberries were poisonberries. then I found out they were boysenberries, and asked why the store didn't sell girlsenberries.

 
my roommate is 19 and until last week thought melee was pronounced mee-lee with long e's after both consonants (instead of maylay spelled phonetically)
 
when i used to wake up with morning wood in like 4th grade i didnt know what it was so to get it to go away i would just squeeze my dick as hard as i could. shit hurt

then i found out what was going on and cherished them
 
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