Things that are gay...but actually handy

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Pete-O

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This discussion is dedicated to the things we all laugh at and make fun of, but in reality are actually quite handy,clever or cool when it comes down to it...I'll start it off...

The 'Fanny Pack'

...honestly, there is nothing more gay than dude sporting a fanny pack, however, how many time have you been stuck in a situation where a fanny pack would have come in real handy...me personally - tons...especially on the slopes!

hopfully you guys can come up with some more cause I'd love to hear them

 
that rag hanging from the back of people's pants. o wait...

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
one of those hand held, battery powered fans

'Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, I will fear no evil..'
 
Shitty commercial rap. drunk girls love the shit. i swear turn that shit on and they'll be humping trees.

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A handjob's the man's job. Yo job's a blowjob.
 
I was at a club for the first time and I noticed that fat joe does have a reason to live, and lean back at clubs is it, wow I have a new appreciation for that and slow motion, but I would never play it without ladies in the vicinity

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safety goggles... when workin in a shop with a saw or something. they look stupid but whenever i'm not wearing them i get shit in my eyes

shit happens when you party naked

 
the fucking internet.

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Derek speaks the truth on this issue.

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Derek you got that correct, but I cant see myself listening to that shit just to get laid man, I cant do it, I love myself too much.

-People say marijuana ruins your life, I just say I take the scenic route-

 
i went to one school dance this year. all they play at those shitty things is rap. but derek is right.

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i'm just going to voice my objection to the description of gay in this thread, i know a couple of gay girls and they are pretty chill, they are not what the boy who made this thread says gay things are like

 
if you ever go to jail bring a cork to stick in your bum

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short shorts. we all know how flaming they are...but what is more flaming? the short shorts, or the alternative; really, really white hairy thighs?

-Joel

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bicycle helmets

Lateralis, on his turn-ons:

'a shaved box, i dont want no fucken rain forest greeting me when i tear off those little cotton panties, id much rather have a nice gaping axe wound that is dripping with wetness while i stare at it in amazement and eat that shit like its elephant food!'
 
yeah actually when you think about it. One piece suits do seem much more practical. They keep you warm and keep the snow out.

Eat. Sleep. Breathe. Ski.

 
Trenchcoats.

I don't own one but they look damn practical. If not a bit suspicious.

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capes. i think i might sport one this winter. it worked for superman. and dont even get me started on batman

shit happens when you party naked

 
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bandanas/face masks, i thought they were stupid up until it was like -20 here in febuary, then i found out that they are a WONDERFUL idea

Jeff

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i think that really big clear safety glasses, the look really stupid but offer maximum safety and coverage and are really quite comfortable

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oh yea and insulated rubberboots, at first , when i got them, i wouldnt touch them, but the super warm and your feet stay dry all day,

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live freeskiing or die trying and always obey the skiers responsibilitie code
 
^^ How are speedos useful? If you get a hard on, you're screwed. There is NO way to hide it. None...

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Ellerman allready said it, but one piece suits get my vote too.

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Jeff: Hey Geoff, did Ronny tell you not to wear any boxers so he could rape you better?

Geoff: No, I just put my boxers on backwards so the hole is in the back...it's alot easier that way.

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'My knee hurts' (Jeff Merat after grinding a lunch table for an hour instead of sitting in the ski patrol shack for his torm mcl and acl which he got earlier that day.)

'I'm not asking for any help, just maybe for you to get off your ass.'(my dad)
 
well speedos because they dry faster and you can swin with them fast. OK if you are alone

'Hey look, a gay INTERACIAL newly wed couple, burning the American Flag.'
 
i hate mittens. your fingers get all sweaty and you cant spread them apart. i have some DNA gloves, and those things are rediculously warm. but any way, scooters, how bout cell phones? those things piss me off, but i need one so bad. very usefull.

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Stretch pants for skiing. I remember begging my mom for a pair. They keep the muscles in your legs from jiggling too much while you ski and in turn, reduce fatigue. Though wearing spandex shorts under your snow pants does the same.

ooo..another one, spandex bike shorts.

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oh yeah, got a good one: ski boards. dont want to chew up your boots in the lodge!

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I drink pepto bismal like its water.. -PJO
 
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