THeory3 Media/Breathe And Stop Premiere

Mmmmmm. Vodka and Brownies. You never let down Simon.

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I'm considering replacing the water necessary to make the brownies with vodka. I imagine it won't work, but think of what happens if it does. The possibilities are endless.

My offer of brownies still stands.

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
replace with crack cocaine or weed.

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//BANDITS//

//KAW RAW//

'last night i had to go back about ten pages just to masturbate to the hot girl thread. it was terrible. I went limp before I finally found it'. - davidh
 
special brownies are fun... up at my gf's cabin we ate a bunch of pot brownies than sat in the hot tub and watched shooting stars. my friend puked, i laughed, good times.

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
someone supply the weed. I'm cheap.

Turns out you can make icing with alcohol.

Breathe And Stop, soon.

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
Let the ong show begin this october first

Theory3 Media - bringing something new out 2004. Theory-3.com - new site coming soon.
 
I keep trying to play Amped 2, but Breathe And Stop is hogging the Xbox that doubles as a DVD player.

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
Looks like October 1st at SFU's Images Theatre. If you've been to a Theory 3 SFU premiere before, you can expect more of the same, only even better than before.

It's gonna be an ong show, so prepare yourselves.

It's funny when we double chicks home on our bikes...
 
can i bring a th? i think that would make it cooler.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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Officialy its oct 1st at SFU, there will be a double showing, we are working out the detaisl of this, the after party, and chgeap drinking.

Peace, news to come by the weekend

Theory3 Media - bringing something new out 2004. Theory-3.com - new site coming soon.
 
It's for everyone. Even if you don't like skiing you might as well come for the party, tons of us driving up from Washington for it, good times to be had.

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Teddy

Member Number: 431
 
It's going to be a PARTY. Guaranteed.

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
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where is it at SFU, parking, that kinda shit, anyone meeting up for beers beforehand, etc?

I spin more rhymes than a lazy susan...

and I'm in-no-cent till my guilt is pro-ven!

 
October 1st at SFU's Images Theatre

Time and more info to be given soon.

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Teddy

Member Number: 431
 
yeah, we should have a tail gate party...last year i ended up drinking alone behind the stage and while taking a dump during the movie...LAME!

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drinking while pooping? you truly are a master of your art form.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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i've already been to one premier sober this year, and that's just one too many (first time in like, well... first time i was sober for a premier) and i think i have to make up for that...

Darryl Hunt

Jesus doesn't live here.
 
Hey, I was behind the stage as well drinking someone else's beer.

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Teddy

Member Number: 431
 
i think drinking on the way up is a good idea like last year with coby while erich had to drive.

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Breathe & Stop

www.theory-3.com
 
^coronas?

Drinking behind the stage is played now. It's all about drinking ON stage.

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

 
Oh, and in case anyone is interested, we have an excellent new beer bong for anyone who wants to try it. It could make an appearance onstage...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

 
ALL the info will be up this weekend. We are currently finalizing times, drinks prices, double showing info, giveaways and such.

Theory3 Media - bringing something new out 2004. Theory-3.com - new site coming soon.
 
Schmuck you straight fooled me with that icon. I thought you were Rex for a sec.

Are we talking about the clubs days beer bong? This night is looking better and better...

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You have been warned…

 
hm...i think im going to start drinking right now...

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jib culture... clever

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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of course we're talking 'bout the club days beer bong, but we cleverly renamed it 'powerbong' so as to not get in shit with the admins. Watching people do huge bottles of powerade out of a beer bong, at 11 am, is FUNNY.

Now that we're done with that completely unrelated note, I'll tell everyone to come to Breathe And Stop. Because it will be awesome.

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

 
this just in...jeff schmuck is missing

When in doubt...FSI

...fuckin send it

work to live...not live to work.

work to ski...but only if you ski to work. The simple equation to skibumming 101
 
The corpse is in Simon's freezer. But shhh don't tell...

Warning: If you are reading this then this warning is for you. Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don't you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it? Do you read everything you're supposed to read? Do you think everything you're supposed to think? Buy what you're told you should want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex (or same sex if you prefer). Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.

You have been warned…

 
My freezer's too small for that kind of thing. The linen closet, on the other hand...

'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'

Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

 
its my freezer too.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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meaning not yours

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989

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I (heart) Zach, but Timmy is hotter.

'No i dont care about your post count, i care about you being a cocksucker.'

Crystalneedsa...

'My friend's and I formed a NO GIRLS ALLOWED club when we were little. Then we gave it up when girls made my penis get hard'

Midwest_rep

'I think skiing in general is just a phase'-My friend Josh.
 
i love being on the outside of injokes, it makes me feel so special.

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You know the Nazis had pieces of flair that they made the Jews wear.

once back when i was a fetus i was aborted. it didn't hurt at all, but i was also high on life at the time. - thisangelicrage

its not rape....its surprise sex. you wake up and SURPRISE you had sex with me haha - huckster989
 
hahahaha!

I almost broke my penis once, i fell down my gfs stairs naked and with a boner, i was never so scared in my life - Lateralis

I have nothing, I dont save anything from ns, i have mostly porn on my comp tho- Lateralis

If I was a fat black chick, id live in a zoo- Lateralis

Hi, My name is Matt and I'm a postaholic

 
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