The WORST wake-up call in the world ... OUCH

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VT_scratch

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so I go to bed at like 12:30 last night after chillin at p_n's house for a bit havin a fire. pretty damn tired. took SAT's yesterday and again couldnt fall asleep so I was beat. Im in the middle of a dream and I slowly start waking up coming outta my dream, now im like shaking as I feel pain but still in my dream. i wake up and OUCH MY FUCKING DICK! something is pinching it. whip down my boxers and just like hit it and a good sized ant crawls off im fucking PISSED and grab that fucker and squish him to his death. it hurt. luckily, no diseases...

all at 6:45 AM

AWESOME..
 
that sucks, ever roll over your morning wood? worst feeling ever, and it can literaly break ur dick
 
where do you live that an ant could bite you and hurt enough to wake you up the ones around here are tiny
 
vermont dude haha. its weird at this time of year i often see a fair amount of ants in my house, not the litle bitch ones from outside either. next one I see, il get a picture haha
 
dude, almost the same thing happened to me last night

its like 5 in the morning, im having this dream where im like, at a mexican restaurant or something? and we're playing some sort of game and when i lose, i get this fucking terrible pain. weird as fuck, but this pain is terrible like deep in my stomach/intestinal area. then im like half awake, im still kinda in this dream, but im also realizing how bad this pain really is, like fucking unbareable. finally i come to and get out of bed and go to the bath room. have this terrible bought of diaria, but it was sooo realiving.
 
haha ouch. I can barley see the ants here in nb canada there little nubs that rarely do shit all. I was watching some thing on discovery channel about bullet ants lucky we dont have those....thatd be tight
 
............i lost my dick........... terrible accident
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right before he bit it off
 
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