Alpine3
Active member
For any of you that are Luda fans, i made one of the freshman on my track team at college translate My Chick Bad to white people talk, and i have to say, the kid has outdone himself for sure.
Comment Away!
“The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot of crazy shit while we are having sex” ft. Nikki Minaj
[Chorus]
The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot of crazy shit while we are having sex
The girl I have sex with has the
personality of person from a high crime and high violence suburban area
The girl I have sex with does
lots of crazy shit in bed that your girl who you have sex with wishes she could
also do, but unfortunately cannot
[Repeated]
The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot more crazy shit while we are having sex than your girl
willing to do
[Repeated twice more adding a
“the” each time]
[Luda – Verse 1]
What I’m trying to say is that
The girl I have sex with is willing to do a lot of crazy shit while we are
having sex
The girl I have sex with has the
personality of person from a high crime and high violence suburban area
The girl I have sex with does
lots of crazy shit in bed that your girl who you have sex with wishes she could
also do, but unfortunately cannot
The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot more crazy shit while we are having sex than your girl
willing to do
The girl I have sex with even
does things that I am unable to explain clearly enough for you to be able to understand
Her attitude that she carries
herself with is constant like the savings at Wal-Mart
I have yet to see a time that
her body does not look good
I have to ask you to stop
talking about your girl you have sex with because it isn’t as impressive as mine
You’ll have to make sure to
mention it to me if you see the girl that I have sex with
She always makes a racquet,
similar to Venus and Serena Williams in two ways because they play with
racquets and they make a lot of noise while hitting the ball
She typically will wear
and all white top and an all white belt which complements the top
She will wear all white pants
also which will make her resemble that of a glass of milk (he could also be
referencing his chicks rockin tits)
She isn’t really into games too
much because she’s all grown up and isn’t into that kind of thing
You might have to tell your girl
that you have sex with to go home because you won’t be interested after seeing
my girl that I have sex with
[Chorus]
[Luda - Verse 2]
Your girl may be willing to do a
lot of crazy shit but my girl is willing to do crazier things
She is willing to saddle up on
my crotch and she is able to consume great amounts of alcohol
She would probably beat a lot of
other girls if she had to fight them
She would come out throwing
punches harder than Elin Woods did when she had to smash Tigers window with the
golf club
She tends to be a little
impatient
The other girls had better cover
their chests with pasties to avoid being embarrassed (for all of you who do not
know what a pasties are, they are adhesive coverings used to cover up a girls
nipples)
I have other girls that I have
sex with and they’re all willing do a lot of crazy shit while we are having sex
All of those girls that I have
sex with will walk towards me and it will remind me of the Macys Parade
I will fill her up like a
BALLOON! (for more detail see attachment)
If you anger her she may draw
her guns, draw as in a cartoon
But I’m not talking about the
cartoon character Homer Simpson
The girl I have sex with does so
much crazy shit while we are having sex that all of my friends and work
associates also want to have sex with her
[Chorus]
[Nikki spits hot fire]
All of these other women with
terrible attitudes want to be best friends with me
But I don’t respond to them and
leave them hanging, much like the hanging of male genitals
I trash talk and say mean things
to them and that relates to putting them into a Hefty Garbage Bag
If we were playing basketball,
they would be so bad that I would look like that legendary women’s basketball
player that no one watched Lisa Leslie
Things are going down, like a
basement which is down in your house, It’s Friday the thirteenth and I am
playing Jason
You should tuck yourself in and
grab your teddy
Because it’s also that movie
Nightmare on Elm Street and I am also playing Freddy
I have a chef that cooks for me
and people have been saying that my shoe line is crazy (she does indeed have a
shoe line
I’m so crazy that I am wanted by
the Mental asylum
You appear like a rookie
compared to me
I drive a flashy purple
Lamborghini and you know that you are a fan
Comment Away!
“The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot of crazy shit while we are having sex” ft. Nikki Minaj
[Chorus]
The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot of crazy shit while we are having sex
The girl I have sex with has the
personality of person from a high crime and high violence suburban area
The girl I have sex with does
lots of crazy shit in bed that your girl who you have sex with wishes she could
also do, but unfortunately cannot
[Repeated]
The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot more crazy shit while we are having sex than your girl
willing to do
[Repeated twice more adding a
“the” each time]
[Luda – Verse 1]
What I’m trying to say is that
The girl I have sex with is willing to do a lot of crazy shit while we are
having sex
The girl I have sex with has the
personality of person from a high crime and high violence suburban area
The girl I have sex with does
lots of crazy shit in bed that your girl who you have sex with wishes she could
also do, but unfortunately cannot
The girl I have sex with is
willing to do a lot more crazy shit while we are having sex than your girl
willing to do
The girl I have sex with even
does things that I am unable to explain clearly enough for you to be able to understand
Her attitude that she carries
herself with is constant like the savings at Wal-Mart
I have yet to see a time that
her body does not look good
I have to ask you to stop
talking about your girl you have sex with because it isn’t as impressive as mine
You’ll have to make sure to
mention it to me if you see the girl that I have sex with
She always makes a racquet,
similar to Venus and Serena Williams in two ways because they play with
racquets and they make a lot of noise while hitting the ball
She typically will wear
and all white top and an all white belt which complements the top
She will wear all white pants
also which will make her resemble that of a glass of milk (he could also be
referencing his chicks rockin tits)
She isn’t really into games too
much because she’s all grown up and isn’t into that kind of thing
You might have to tell your girl
that you have sex with to go home because you won’t be interested after seeing
my girl that I have sex with
[Chorus]
[Luda - Verse 2]
Your girl may be willing to do a
lot of crazy shit but my girl is willing to do crazier things
She is willing to saddle up on
my crotch and she is able to consume great amounts of alcohol
She would probably beat a lot of
other girls if she had to fight them
She would come out throwing
punches harder than Elin Woods did when she had to smash Tigers window with the
golf club
She tends to be a little
impatient
The other girls had better cover
their chests with pasties to avoid being embarrassed (for all of you who do not
know what a pasties are, they are adhesive coverings used to cover up a girls
nipples)
I have other girls that I have
sex with and they’re all willing do a lot of crazy shit while we are having sex
All of those girls that I have
sex with will walk towards me and it will remind me of the Macys Parade
I will fill her up like a
BALLOON! (for more detail see attachment)
If you anger her she may draw
her guns, draw as in a cartoon
But I’m not talking about the
cartoon character Homer Simpson
The girl I have sex with does so
much crazy shit while we are having sex that all of my friends and work
associates also want to have sex with her
[Chorus]
[Nikki spits hot fire]
All of these other women with
terrible attitudes want to be best friends with me
But I don’t respond to them and
leave them hanging, much like the hanging of male genitals
I trash talk and say mean things
to them and that relates to putting them into a Hefty Garbage Bag
If we were playing basketball,
they would be so bad that I would look like that legendary women’s basketball
player that no one watched Lisa Leslie
Things are going down, like a
basement which is down in your house, It’s Friday the thirteenth and I am
playing Jason
You should tuck yourself in and
grab your teddy
Because it’s also that movie
Nightmare on Elm Street and I am also playing Freddy
I have a chef that cooks for me
and people have been saying that my shoe line is crazy (she does indeed have a
shoe line
I’m so crazy that I am wanted by
the Mental asylum
You appear like a rookie
compared to me
I drive a flashy purple
Lamborghini and you know that you are a fan
