I was eating vagina today with my family when my mom stops me and asks, "What the hell Tom, stop slurping your vagina!"
At which point my sister says, "Yeah, you look like you've never ate vagina before." Everyone starts laughing but finally things calm down and vagina along nicely until my mom asks, "Tom, why aren't you eating your vagina's?"
"Mom, you know I'm allergic to vagina's!", I shout.
She replies, "Well it looks like you'll never turn into a big strong man if you can't eat your vagina's".
Thank goodness though my dad saves me and turns to my mom to tell her, "Honey, calm down your distracting me from eating. I've got to finish my tasty vagina before I have to eat you out."
Vagina OUT!