The ultimate male dilema.

JAHBRADOR

JAHBRADOR

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So the story goes, I tore a few ligs in my knee a couple of months back, my first time back skiing is on Friday night. Sounds good right? NO! Basically, i havent had thy sweet poontang in a couple of months, 6 to be exact and this hot as fuck girl who ive been talking to for a while has asked me to come out with her this Friday before she goes back to college. It is almost certain that im going to get laid.

WHAT DA FUCK DO I DO!?

Fucking cunts or grabbing blunts?
 
Ski mi amigo. The chances of a good time are guaranteed, where if you chill with this biddie, she could easily change her mind and give you the bluest balls of them all
 
tell her all you want to do is drink smoke and fuck. and if all 3 don't happen within an hour you dip out and go ski
 
I'd go for the girl honestly. It's not going to be amazing skiing and as someone else said, you can still ski some other time during the weekend.
 
Go for the girl. You say she's going away soon? The mountain will be there the next day, as well as the day after that, and that, etc...

get em tiger
 
girls are 100 times more unpredictable than skiing, gotta go for it when you get opportunities. skiing isnt going back to college to get dicked by other dudes next week
 
Kill her, store her in the ice chest in your basement. Go skiing, then warm her up in a tanning bed and fuck her.

After that you're on your own though.
 
girl>girl(friend)>girlfriend>marriage>desk job>children>old man>death

ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski>ski

girl=death

ski=ski

The flawless logic of these causal chains should aid you in your difficult decision.
 
No one has said this so far, but we're all subconsciously thinking it; Pics are required.

If she is as hot as you say though, and you have like a 90% chance of getting in, then definitely go help her. If you're just going to be a move-in bitch though, fuck that and go tear it up at the mountain with a few buddies.
 
I would ski. It could be a difficult situation with her when you put off something you like with the expectation of sex.. it could lead to her feeling pressured or you being disappointed.
 
there's no question in my mind...pussy after a 6 month dry spell (holy fucking shit, btw. what's that even like?) definitely beats out pre-season slush. you have the rest of the weekend, not to mention the entire winter ahead of you to ski.

warm and wet > cold and wet.
 
this doesnt seem like much of a dilema to me. go hang out with her get your dick wet then wake up saturday and go ski and feel like a boss. the ultimate male dilema would be trying to decide what kind of sandwich you should tell her to make you after.
 
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