The tale of long-coat

[Kevski]

Tonight was a good nichg. About 20 people called me "long-coat" due to my saga jacket, and basically worshipped me as their leader. None of us were sober... Girls would come up to me and ask if I was "long-coat" and they decided to spend the rest of the night with my group because of it.
Basically I feel this is enough justification for wearing tall clothing, and holy shit it was good good.

 

[flexpattern]

Sounds like the tall tee steeze is paying off!

 

[PAuL_Hellar]

this is a great story for all the haters on the tall tees

 

[Spacekroft]

god thats hilarious makes me so happy!

 

[yojimbo]

you should get a real long coat, then you would get way more attention from the females.

 

[Twinjibber77]

Just the wording of that made my day.

 

[jeremy.g]

tall shit is for winners!

 

[jibbinc.]

Word! i had my saga on last night too!

 

[DDrem.]

hail the tall coat.i enjoyed the story thoroughly

 

[Hermondo]

haha sounds like something my friends would come up with and worship. sounds like a sick night man. i can imagine

 

[1337]

tell them your dick is as long as your coat, makes the night even better

 

[shintastic48]

Its because of your coat? are you sure? At my slope the girls comment on us being park skiers with twin tips. they find that good enough.

 

[TheGreatKleenex]

tall klothz 4 lyfe

 

[Kevski]

No sir, it was the long coat for sure. I wasn't skiing, just partying on campus at my uni. Chants of "long coat long coat long coat" could be heard all over. They were just really amazed and stoked on my coat.

 

[Style+eeze]

such a win, i love wearing tall tees and just looking at the faces of everyone... so priceless

 

[VT_scratch]

f

 

[h_bar]

i have a long coat and some long tees. dayum im goin to rip this town up

 

[shintastic48]

Haha thats ill. wish ohio was like that. chicks at my school are like wtf?