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Holy shit I just watched that show for the first time. I cant believe they could take the worlds ugliest chicks and make em hot. Im gonna start saving up about 25 grand to dump into my face.

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man im high

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^exactly how my school is all day its just nuts. Black girls sayin OH SNAP AND GO LAQUISHA GO LAQUISHA and latino kids goin Eh ESSAY -bhill

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Isn't that the show where they're exploiting the cancer patient for ratings? Classy.

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well the basis of the show is they take extremely ugly people (burn victums, exc) and do massive amounts of plastic surgery on them untill they are hot. It's the most shallow shit I've ever seen I think.

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Seriously, every time I think reality TV has hit rock bottom, they surprise me by sinking lower. I mean, I thought 'My big fat obnoxious fiancee' was the worst possible, but then they had that 'Trading spouses' thing... I just don't know anymore. There doesn't seem to be any limit to how bad this shit can get... next we'll be seeing parapalegics and amputees trying to survive in the amazon without their prosthetic limbs. It's disgusting.

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Here I am

And I’ll take my time

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MY idea of a reality show is the fat olympics. Making EXTREMELY fat people compete in athetlic events and the prize is food. They dont feed them and the onnly way they can eat is by winning competitions. It would be very entertaining I think

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^Somebody put that shit in their sig.... hahahahaha...

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Here I am

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Tune into Chappelle's Show for the next idea for a reality tv series... That Trading Spouses was a direct rip of one of his skits... I'm just glad I don't get any broadcast TV where I live, and I'm too cheap to pay for cable, it's just not worth it anymore... Except for South Park, and the aforementioned Comedy Central TV program.

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
that show just difgusts me on some primal level, What happens to these people when they grow older? will they just look the same for ever?

and J.D. I think that the next level of lowness that they will sink too will be like 'dorm life' or 'the quest for food: a day in the life of a bum', mostly because i cant see many amputiee's wanting to try and survive in the amazon with out their limbs, even for grate amounts of cash.

-Thom Savery

please pardon the cacography

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'Humanity needs to stop having relations with it's mother' -a freind on Oedipus Rex.

 
The Daily show is still worth it, and some sporting events. As for ripping off Chapelle, that's all networks do these days. If they want a new show, they see what's doing well elsewhere. It's horrible. I almost want to watch Bravo for no better reason than their programming integrity. Almost.

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In a haze

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I’ll be around

I’ll be loving you

Always

Always

Here I am

And I’ll take my time

Here I am

And I’ll wait in line

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My question is what are the effects on these peoples families when they go home. They are ugly therefore they most likeley married someone ugly. So now they are hot married to an ugly sack of shit. Can you say divorce?

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fox can sink WWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYY Lower

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Thats nucking futs!
 
While I was in Japan I witnessed something you might find interesting... Almost all of thier programming was unscripted, either human interest programs or game shows, but very few scripted shows were on. They really didn't follow the same pattern that our reality TV has over here, and I'd have to say it was much more interesting to watch. But one program that stood out over the others was this one where they started the show with 3 people, in 3 small apartments, with a certain amount of Yen to survive (food purchases) for a certain number of days. Because of my small grasp on Kanji and the Japanese language I couldn't tell you particulars, but some of the people went to extreme lengths to save money, because whoever ended the series of episodes with the most Yen won. It was one of the best shows, as far as entertainment value I've seen in a while without it being pre-written or rehersed. I think I'd move back to Japan just to watch NHK, or TBS again, well, no, just to be around Japanese women would be the real reason...

'...Smoking's bad, smoking killed my dad. Yeah, he was driving down the highway one day and as he was lighting his cigarette, it blew out the window. So he jumps out the door to save it, and ran himself over. Uh, you mind if I smoke?' -Olie Ollaussen, Ski Bum extraordinaire
 
jd watch trading spocesesssessszzzzz on chapele shows it awesome

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'15 years old... you cant even take the girl anywhere... you have to get laid in the back of your... bicycle? or bring your parents along... or get a ride... hey mommy, i need a ride over to my bitch's house so i can fuck her' - Josh

'i like whistler, where you can hit on 14 year olds'- Mr Timmmaty D. (telling me he gets indimidated by 30 yrs old women)

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THE LAB
 
reality tv is fucked. it couldn't be farther from reality. look at fear factor: ya, me and my buddies just sit around on a typical saturday and see how many pig uteruses we can eat. what the hell is that. or temptation island: 15 people with less than 4% body fat on a hot island, and see who will have sex with who, what kind of a reality is that, no most peoples. they should throw some hick farmers into the temptation island and see how that reality pans out.

 
they should make a show where they say that tehy r going to give em a makeover, but they truly just make them uglier

TOILETS ARE SO DAMN HOT RIGHT NOW

toi·let ( P ) Pronunciation Key (toilt)

n.

A fixture for defecation and urination, consisting of a bowl fitted with a hinged seat and connected to a waste pipe and a flushing apparatus; a privy.

A room or booth containing such a fixture.

The act or process of dressing or grooming oneself.

Dress; attire; costume.

The cleansing of a body area as part of a surgical or medical procedure.

Archaic. A dressing table.

 
stop looking at me swan

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'Your mom has a nasty gouge.'

'221 is fucking hilarious'

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Tv is ruined i dont even watch it anymore i wouldnt even own a Tv if my roomate didnt need one to survive!

Pete is currently sulking around Mt. Hood, shooting with Poor Boyz Productions and hitting on Kristi Leskinen. She hates guys, Pete lamented, so it’s not going good. Apparently Canada isn’t the only thing that’s tough for Pete to get into.

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now theyre coming out with a ' my big fat obnoxious boss' or something

My time is winding down.............just wait for it
 
its a new season

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Some people talk it, some people live it, some people walk it-some people give it... deal with it.

D-Loc AKA Shaky Bones... Original, Unique, and One of a Kind.

land of the free???@#! haha right... free to the power of the people in uniform

skiin', smokin', snackin', sexin', sleepin'... all anyone needs in life
 
the biggest loser? what the fuck!!!!! let's throw a bunch of fat people together, and make them lose weight on national TV!

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~~Phunkin Phatt Phreerider~~

'what a coincidence! i have an erection.' - Derek

'and i was talking about the US. Montana is in canada' - rodeo270

'and sideshow bob replied: let the jeb bush of africa consume the whole on the hole!' - SiverMike (drunk)

'duuuuuuuuuuude yoput are like the frwkin man bnoe man, i have never had any1 use my as ther sig dude thank yousoooooo much man i love you' - SiverMike (drunk) (in response to me putting the last quote in my sig)
 
I like to mention that almost all of these mentioned shows aired on FOX, the wonderful network responsible for bringing us such classics as 'The Rebel Billionaire,' 'The Swan,' and my favorite... 'Test the Nation: What Is Your IQ'

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Misty7: Yeah I like hilary duff, and that other chick...whats her name... Oh yeah, Lizzie McGuire
 
Do the trading spouses people self together??? I mean i've only seen the Chapell version,

I smell lightsaber!

 
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