The skier code

[Jamieson1998]

Any rules that are or should be enforced by all skiers

1. Don't eat yellow snow

 

[Suusataja]

2. Bros before hoes

 

[ZachAndCheese]

The one rule is that there are no rules

 

[John18_6]

3. Call drop or get shot.

 

[stizzle]

4. No friends on a powder day

 

[HORK]

Be rich

 

[Toaster-Tony]

Don't be a dickhead to other riders.

 

[skiersupreme]

5. wearing full tilts means you can see full tits

 

[cheerio]

6. Buy boots because they fit and not because Wammy Talnuts is wearing them

 

[.FRY.]

7. it's chilly so protect your willy

 

[gravel]

8. Never call last run.

 

[TURRIINI]

9. Dont forget Caine for the gondola

 

[BigDog]

10. if someone's solo ask if they want to shred with your crew

 

[BigDog]

11. #spraysnowboarders

 

[J_Berg]

12. Use the singles line to get to the top quicker and meet hot babes

 

[TACO-DOG.exe]

13. be encouraging when someone is trying a new trick.

 

[.FRY.]

Dont piss in ski gear.

that's not really an enforced rule. you can piss on your gear all you want.

 

[HappySoda]

Let the skiing talk and not brag about what tricks you can do.

 

[connorwilson]

Don't fart in a onesie

 

[Caleb.E]

11. #spraysnowboarders

STABsnowboarders

 

[TahoeGuru]

When in trouble, tuck for double.

 

[_Tommo_]

14. Helmets are cool

 

[ben4416]

15. Talk shit to racers in park

 

[jackbwu1899]

pizza pie or die

 

[caderobinson]

If your going to bitch on the hill. I dont wanna hear about how much you miss skiing in the summer. Make the most out of every day.

 

[ChillTeenDad420]

pass that shit

 

[Brocka_Flocka]

16. If you french frie when you're supposed to pizza, you're gonna have a bad time.

 

[steezyclezy]

17. There's no such thing as bad snow, only bad skiers

 

[steezyclezy]

18. Just because i slept with you, doesn't mean i'll ski with you

 

[seanahue.]

If you complain about the weather/conditions, you're a bitch. Don't be a bitch.

If you say out loud that you are going to try something and back-out, you're a pussy. Don't be a pussy.

If you make fun of other people's style/outerwear/tricks, you're a dick. Don't be a dick.

 

[Anti_Panda]

No bag lunches

Bus your own table

 

[I_Am_Mod]

19 whacking your pole is a must, even when dropping in a gnarly parkline ....

 

[brewernovascotia]

well from my observations of newschoolers

1. look gud

2. act ignant

3. safety

4. 4 B's booze, bongs, boobs, and butter

5. goat semen on everything

6. wu-tang

7. skiing skilz

 

[Noha]

19. Pee in the butt

 

[PKchu]

Don't be a dick unless they are being a dick.

Or just don't be a dick...

 

[JahLiam]

if you light a doobie on the lift with a stranger, you're obligated to offer him a hit

 

[S.J.W]

21: straight airs are perfectly acceptable

 

[THEE_wizard]

You are not Johnny Knoxville, and this is not jackass, jackass.

 

[GayWolf420]

420: im a bettter skier than you along with everyone on this very mountain.

 

[Wheat]

Sometimes you just gotta fuck it and huck it

 

[UncleRian]

22: when in a pickle tuck for triple?

 

[BBurt]

22. No matter what your opinion is if someone asks for the bar down the bar goes down

 

[Anti_Panda]

22. No matter what your opinion is if someone asks for the bar down the bar goes down

The bar should always go down anyway because its merica and i wanna rest my god damn feet god damnit

 

[Mingg]

Don't underestimate girls in park.

 

[Autist]

Underestimate girls in the park.

 

[Prof.Pretzel]

Don't fart in a onesie

Who here is wearing a onesie?

 

[gohamsam]

When in doubt, front 2 out

 

[spliff.Life]

27. Safety meetings are serious

Hear me out. Getting high and skiing is fun for some of us but if you get too goofy and forget about skiing, you'll get hurt.

 

[GANDALF]

Every man for himself on in-bounds pow days. I wait for no one INCLUDING friends.

Looking cool is also more important than staying dry

 

[Julius_Steezer]

When you're having a mare, catch more air

 

[joesdapoes]

whatever you do, just dont touch gapers! you dont want to catch The Fever...