The shits

[Lucas]

As we speak my ass-hole is being ravaged by a force with such power it could be compared to the hand of god. Leaving my toilet looking very similiar to the war scene in 300.

 

[2_fadez]

 

[gotti]

bloody? you may have chemikals up your butt

 

[_Garagely_]

Well that's shitty.

 

[Errl]

Ate a ghost pepper saturday night. had the most painful shits sunday.

tl;dr: don't eat ghost peppers

 

[Dragonite.]

+vibes to OP. impressed by your vivid description as well. Almost felt it myself.

 

[midwestpowhunter]

When I broke my humerus I was perscribed Percocet. I was bound up for a week. Then when it came. It was a baseball as hard as a rock. I couldn't walk right for days. By toilet was pretty bruised up. I had to put kemikals in my butt just to fix it

 

[Kreech]

One time when I had the stomach flu, I dry-heaved so hard I diarrhea'ed my boxers. It wasn't dope.

 

[TechnoPotamus]

DAT FACE

 

[EricaMN.]

 

[sir_drums_a_lot]

everytime I've been prescribed opiates that's basically what happened to me. Couldn't shit for a week...

 

[walrussteeze]

just be thankful you dont have crohn's disease.

 

[Sophistication.]

Loved this post

"the chemikals splashed up into the heart of my anus"

 

[Lucas]

Ok i didnt want to make a new thread but sometimes after i poop i have the longest and dankest farts ever.

 

[2_fadez]

It penetrates your mind.

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

 

[whoa-dere]

so true! i think of it as unplugging my butt. after the plug(s) come off, that's when the air show begins