The shit hit the fan and sprayed everyone excluding myself... i was in a car

natedogg789435

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not literally. but yea time for a cool story from yours truly, Hansel. Anyway so my friend has a lot of parties at his place. his parents are mad cool and they party with us. this party had roughly 75 people at it, 7 of which were kids my friend brouhgt back from college. well we are partying last night and 11:30 roles around and a friendly wrestling match breaks out. . well they all began wrestling and a couple of rednecks start talking shit about one of the 4 black kids that were there. well this kid was one of the college buddies. and yea basically one of his boys comes out and punches the redneck in his face and the shit goes down. about half of the people at the party get involved in this. my freinds mom got punched in her face. and people got completely fucked up.....well this whole time i was in my car talking to this girl and i couldn't tell what was going on. the only things i was aware of was that people had moved from the kids lawn into his driveway. I was drunk at the time and i found this only slightly odd. Then outta nowhere one of my hood rats comes outta the dark and says judy just got punched in her face. i immediately got out of the car ran over to the party to find one of my brawlic friends covered in blood. then i turn to the college kid who had thrown the first punch and we had his shirt almost entirely torn off. I only avoid minor detials for you, the readers sake. .....then later that night at 3 in the mornin these rednecks show back up, this time there is three of them, one of which is like 25 and a beast. by this time the party was done and the college kids were back in the house just hanging out wen these 3 rednecks bust in; the biggest goes for a knife and my friend whos house it was drops him. another fight ensued and basically there it goes. we have had our redneck problems but now warfare has been declared. just felt like sharing. pretty gnarly and i wasn't even around to throw a dropkick.
 
ooo my bad. im not in college yet so thats my excuse. but yea we live in the country, as in farms and nearest movie thearter is 45 minutes away.
 
The biggest foul in my opinion was the rednecks coming back to the party after all the shit had been sorted out (in an assumed fair brawl). I would go ballistic on them if I was you.
 
Shit his mum got hit? Who ahd the balls to do that? Well obviously you can beat the rednecks or just sort this out? Why were they there in the first place if this stuff usually happens?
 
no doubt they're inbred fucks. that being the case they will have genetic weaknesses. find these weaknesses and exploit them to your advantage when it comes to fighting them again
 
If they show up again here's what you gotta do:

Isn't your friend actually your brother but his mother actually your sister?

Whilst they figure out what you just said, drop kick em.
 
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