The Revelation!!,

[Dr.Gnar]

My aunt has always talked about it, how God is gonna come and judge us all, and play nice police on us. Apparently the world ends and all good Christians go to Heaven and the rest of us, well, go to Hell, of course. She is racist against most non-whites, and especially hates homosexuals. She implies that no matter how good your morals and ethics are, unless you are a devout Christian, you are going to burn and suffer in hell. Now, forget Christianity, because this extremism exists to any degree in any religion. The older generation lived simple lives, and nothing distracted them much from what they believed in. Now look today, it's a "religious shitstorm" all the time. What I'm saying is, you have the right to follow any religion, no one can change what you really think in your mind. Just don't be a jackass about it, don't go to the extremes. If we want to get along, we should stop pretending we are so different, stop preaching, and just try to be generally nice people because after all, we're gonna find out what's up or not when we die! I daresay God, assuming he exists, is gonna come judge us all and go "well you we're a good person all your life, a very good person and a selfless individual, in fact just like my son Jesus, BUT YOU WEREN'T TECHNICALLY DOIN' IT FOR ME SO YOU'RE GOIN' TO HELL ANYWAYS" k. I'm done.

 

[TheHuggyBear]

im just going to take a seat with these guys and watch this thread unfold

 

[.AR6rider.]

Do you realize what you've done!?

 

[[hamnuts]]

hi

 

[Spinoza]

inb4shitstorm?

 

[SeanTom]

GOOD GRAVY MAN, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

 

[yuck]

here we go again!

but i actually do agree with most of what you said.

the classic religion / penis analogy.

Your religion is like your penis. You can cherish it, love it, share it with people who consent. But please wave it around in public or shove it down our children's throats.

 

[las.]

Your aunt sounds like a douche

 

[GayWolf420]

lul gawd iznt reeul xD

 

[bermbuster49]

 

[Dr.Gnar]

It freaks me out when she's around.

 

[Abc567def]

My religion believes that all religion is stupid. BRB gunna go to church and shoot something

 

[dmc12380]

my uncle's the same way, i dont give a fuck though

 

[soulskier]

doh

 

[Dr.Gnar]

But it's like they're in la-la land, mentally challenged, paranoid, it's so weird...

 

[greene]

I Just want you guys to remember one important lesson, all dogs go to heaven.

 

[EricaMN.]

sick. see you there

 

[RoofDaRoofieDogg]

Well, his aunt seems like a bitch sooo....

 

[snwbrdmilf]

Awesome.

 

[californiagrown]

the devil seems like he would throw my kind of party...booze, bitches that love to sin, blow, and it would be somewhere really hot where clothes wouldnt be neccessary, like cancun.

with god all you would get would be smokin hot prudes and box wine somewhere indoors.

Ill take hell

 

[Lucas]

Tep