The reason why house partys are gay

zisforzachary

zisforzachary

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you have people over everything is chill, everyone is cool, but as soon as everyone leaves you realize that some wise ass dipshit fuck decided that it would be cool to steal you ipod, oakley gascans, terje crowbars, neon retro crowbars and figments for some reason, but leave the eg2's on the floor. i swear if i find out who took that shit, theyre gonna find a 5 iron in their face!
 
If they try to sell the crowbars on the net Id like it wouldnt be too hard to figure out who it was, just pretend you want to send them a money order and follow through with the 5 iron haha~
 
If I ever catch someone jacking something from me/friend at my/someones house party, I would definately make sure they have a trip to the ER afterwards.
 
ya its just super gay how someone would do that i mean its like im doing you a favor by giving you a place to drink and chill while my parents are away, and then you go and do me dirty like that. obviously super sketch, but hella gay too
 
one time I took a fat shit in a bag and left it at this house party... it was classic.

Anyway, anyone want to buy some crowbars? I got a few pairs, and I got a pair of figments. holla
 
Exaggeration.

But a baseball bat doesn't need a lot of strength behind it to wreck some shit.

And I'm not scrawny if thats what your thinking...
 
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