The Real Vern Fonk

RudyGarmisch

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'yo im comming up rollin in my Escalade...'

I saw this on tv during conan o'brian. This guy has to be in the next LSKP movie. Should we try for an interview?

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I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
what??? im confused.

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
escalade?! sweet ass! we should try to contact him, that'd be sweet! sweet ass sweet!

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
Sean knows all about sweet asses.

That guy doesnt just sell car insurence, he sell humiliating laughter... MEEEEERY ChriiistmAAs!

____________________

I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
I just had an instant revelation of whatever its called when i was skiing today. Sean, you said something about contacting him. What if we asked him to sponsor LSKP? We could feature a segment for him in ourn next movie, and those sell on the net. We wouldnt need much input from Vern Fonk at all, and we wouldnt have to ask for that much money and all. LSKP sponsored by Vern Fonk Insurence. It could work. Anyways, the thought is still hella funny...

____________________

I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
yes very funny cause it is so stupid

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

V.P. of the Erich Fan Club

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
Its funny DAMMIT. i wonder how much he would pay us for putting ads into our next movie?

____________________

I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
probably nothing cause nobody will want to buy our movie since there is only gonna be like 6 people in it at the most. come back to reality guys. haha get it reality?!?! damn im good!!!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

V.P. of the Erich Fan Club

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
i'm still gonna contact him. we could get him to do a free commercial that was super funny about skiing.....just imagine....

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
before you do that you need to follow through on the street ski thing!!!!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

V.P. of the Erich Fan Club

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
screw the street skiing, he can do that during the summer. Lets meet some weekend and shoot some stuff to submit as a promo video.

____________________

I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
Rowen is a fag!!! i say we kick him out of the lskp!

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the erich's penis fan club

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
what is LSKP? and what is Vern Fonk?

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Sam

Attorney General of Erich's Penis Fan Club (EPFC)

actionsportsworld.net
 
LSKP is low summit kicker posse if im not mistaken... an Vern Fonk, well, its some attorney guy that makes the stupidest/funniest commercials around here, i mean, they are dumb and shit but yet funny case they are so stupid

-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*

 
thank you, i didnt know what that was cuz well, i just moved here and we dont have cable or anything

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Sam

Attorney General of Erich's Penis Fan Club (EPFC)

actionsportsworld.net
 
our hero, mr. Vern Fonk himself

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-Grant

*Fuck El Niño*

 
Kevin, Kevin, Kevin... so much hate...

Tell us whats happening once you call him Sean!

____________________

I am a BANANA!!

Tuesday's comming. Did you remember your coat?

I live in a giant bucket.

You're watching the family learning channel. And now, angry ticks fire out of my nipples.

-Rejected, a movie by Don Hertzfeldt
 
haha, totally, i'll try to contact him this week. don't mind kevin, it's just that time of the month.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
FUCK YOU!!! im just realistic and live in the real world unlike you guys

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the erich's penis fan club

Don't forget to honk when you drive by Vern Fonk!!!!
 
yes yes...the real world of sunshine, lollipops..rainbows and everything!!!! fluffy bunnies and sugar plum fairies! haha, the cutie bunch friendly pal pak

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
Kevin, your mindless bitching has taken up too much space on the Newschoolers.com servers.

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
yeah so whats your point?? your dumbass ideas take up too much room too. i don't care any more im just gonna quite skiing and start snowblading. screw it. i'll do it with poles too. fuckers. look what you made me do.

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the Erich's penis fan club

We have met our opposition and it comes in the form of the silent army.
 
Muahhahahahha, i have no remorse...

Sean, hurry uuuuupp!!!C'mooooooonnn...... When are ya going to taalllk to hiim?!?!?

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
patience young one...if you call him, fonk will come. (ala that movie with the baseball field and shit)

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
its called the feilds of dreams

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the Erich's penis fan club. The real brains behind the opperation.

We have met our opposition and it comes in the form of the silent army.
 
Vern Fonk is the shit, you guys seen his new commercial where he wishes everyone a merry christmas, and he talks about kwanzaa and hanukkah?

 
yeah word we've seen it

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the Erich's penis fan club. The real brains behind the opperation.

We have met our opposition and it comes in the form of the silent army.
 
that is why we have this thread and he will try to be reached and shit

-Grant

*Manager/honorary goat / spokerperson / Mini me of the EPFC
 
Except we didnt contact him and shit. Sean, get your ass on this mr. LSKP Prez.

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
you see, the thing is, i've been all busy and cought up in the beaurocracy of being LSKP president, and so......wait a minute, I'm president? fuck beans, in that case, kevin, you're out, chris, you're out, rowen, you're out. cindy, you weren't really ever in, but you're out now too. vern, you're out.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
yeah who the fuck made him pres you dumb fuck. if anybody should be the pres i should. i came up with the gay ass name and the idea and everything. i was the one who made the original website. fuck you

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
yes, but i'm the 'trick master of the posse' direct quote from YOU kevin. and i'm also making the new page, slowly but surely. and i also had the ORIGINAL name of the LSKP, FASP, flying atomic squirrel posse, cause we all skied on atomics. Then kevin wanted the name to be 'We Huck Your Mother Posse' but that name was retarded for at least 14 reasons. One being that we sucked. And so the the Low Summit Kicker Posse we became, why did i just tell that story you ask? Because I also drive a subaru, and have a fine ass honey that's a betta skia then all yall

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
'and i'm also making the new page, slowly but surely. and i also had the ORIGINAL name of the LSKP, FASP, flying atomic squirrel posse'

right sean right. first of all you aren't making the new webpage. i had to force you that one night to even start on it!!! and we made that part together. and as for the FASP. we did that together too through brainstorming. and i stormed your brain. and why did i just tell that story?? because i drive a piece of shit truck thats why.

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
just like i stormed your mom last night? you sister was filming, and uh, having her own fun at the same time...

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
did she find the funny button?

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
I guarantee that guy will not sponser you guys. I bet he has way better stuff to do than sponser a ski team so he can put pictures of skiers in his commercial..OH yeah I be he will do that, it would get way more people to pay attention to his ads. The only reason that people look at his ads is because he is so funny looking and that sells itself. But good luck.

molernater
 
see. fuckers come back to reality

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-Kevin 'Buddy' Lee

*Vice President of the ERICH FAN CLUB

 
you all can suck my nuts, davis, you get the cack. all i want is for him to say something funny and film it. or maybe dress up in ski clothes, he wouldn't actually sponser us. OR, i could just follow him home and film him through his windows!

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
Yes Yes Yes!! Just Like Man Stalkers!

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
fuck you motherfucker..dont talk shit like that, when your the one thats trying to like get sponsered by him. I just told you the way it is..you arent gonna get shit from that guy. And if you do then I will be surprised.

molernater
 
Have you seen his commercials? The guy is so out there he might do it. we're not trying to get OFFICIALLY sponsored and shit, we're just trying to get him for an interview and all. Seriously, we are seriously not serious about serious sponsorship by mr serious fonk.

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Prime Minister Of The Cabinet Of the Erics Penis Fan Club

Would the real Vern Fonk please show up?
 
hey davis, why don't ya see how much of an ass you can be!!!!! a-hole!!! and just so you know, yes i talked to Mr Fonk today, and he's gonna do something for our video ASSHOLE!!! he's actually gonna pretty much just say how much davisjibsdildos is a fucking moron

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
I bet he did you fucking cunt. He has no business in talking to someone like you. What the fuck would he even care, what is he getting out of talking to you? Nothing is the answer, you are a piece of shit. Thats all, you just gotta understand that man.

molernater
 
hahahahahahahaha, thank you. your posts always make my day. that's some foul mouth you got there? you get bonus points for that or something? cause it's pretty good! you prolly get lots of chicks talkin like that, kinda like your profile says 'riding girls' yeah, there ya go.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
Oh man you are trying to be a clown or some shit. I bet you get lots of girls, well I am just looking at your picture in the profile. And well no, it doesnt look like you gets lots of girls. You are a fucking faggot!

molernater
 
well, i've actually got a girlfriend i'm engaged to, but i guess that doesn't really count huh.

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
i'm a pimpy? ok, i'll have to tell cindy that. word, no more hate. we'll all go skiing, and hug, wait no

be aware, ski with care

'doyle's got a boner and wants to stick it in your ear'
 
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