The REAL reason why Zidane headbutted

[Jamesl48]

The real reason why Zidane headbutted was to save Marco Materazzi's life. A sniping feline was going to assasinate Materazzi until Zidane intervened.

other possible motives include that Materazzi had stolen Zidane's butterfinger bar.

or that it wasn't even really Zidane at all!

and here is the exclusive clip of materazzi's vengence

 

[Alexander_Keith]

lol these are great

 

[zylstra]

hahahahaha

what the fuck

 

[Apple]

ahaah the butter fingers one is brilliant!

 

[DYFI]

The Mc Hammer one made me laugh.

 

[skiierman]

Bahahhahhaha!

 

[JockinJLoads]

i love YTMNDs

 

[underflipped]

tahts so funny... hes such an idiot

 

[Edward.]

ahahahaha

 

[leckett1]

hahaahahha yes!

 

[Tulley.]

ya dude

 

[hk_]

Hahaa

 

[madtownfreestyle]

i say the only good one is the butterfinger one but that was an insane game

 

[[~_~]]

What the hell is a Zidane?

 

[SteezePatrol]

is alaska really that detatched from thje rest of the world

 

[[~_~]]

well apparently, because I have no idea why the shit theres like 20 threads on headbutting and something called a Zidane.

 

[Jake...]

world cup..

and ahahahaha.

 

[[~_~]]

what the hell is the world cup? skiing? did someone get headbutted on the race course??

 

[edmonton_skier]

I asume your being sarcastic. but if your not some french player headbutted some italian player during the world cup final his last name is zidan..

 

[SteezePatrol]

on sportsnet they showed a clip of how some brazilian sports station had hired some lip readers to decide what he said

apparently the italian said "your sister is a dirty prostitute"

twice.

then he got fucked up

 

[SteezePatrol]

you have 2500 posts

and there is no way he's serious the topic post has the video of him headbutting he guy like 40 times

 

[Ahmets_Brother]

i think he gave him a titty twister

 

[SteezePatrol]

 

[Alpineslide]

Zidane is the fucking man no questions asked! If you think different i will headbutt you no questions asked!

 

[Jamesl48]

agreed

 

[Jamesl48]

MORE ZIDANE GIFs

Maybe Materazzi just tripped on his own

....So, an italian guy walks into a bar

It wasn't zidane at all, it was actually mario

 

[4-Front]

haha those are great too.

 

[james44]

hahaha

 

[futurespin]

Looks like the headbutt is the new big thing in Europe.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=js0vOgjBfD8

 

[[~_~]]

Im on dial up so all I get are red x's where these "video"s should be (im assuming they're GIFs) so I really had no idea this was soccer though...and headbutting is tight. go soccer!

 

[salomonskiier12]

where did u get those videos?

 

[timmi]

the first to images arent showing up and i really wanna see them!

 

[Jamesl48]

sorry about those first two, I linked it from someone else's imageshack. Here's one that I now am hosting myself:

Maybe Zidane headbutted because Materazzi stole his butterfinger?

 

[Jamesl48]

 

[Jamesl48]

and here's the other image that wasn't working, video footage showing how Zidane really saved Materazzi from a snipers bullet.

 

[Jamesl48]

I found them on a different off topic forum, http://www.pbnation.com/forumdisplay.php?f=68 if you're curious