Seeing a toothpick walk across the street clothed in only a wet noodle, which was attached to a $100 bill that walked behind it singing "Soul Man" by the Blues Brothers.
going out into space naked by jumping off a trampoline and hitting the girls gone wild ultimate rush spaceship and they invite you in for an orgy and then leaving back to earth without burning up but you have all super powers imaginable.
a crimson-banded black butterfly eating cheese fondu and playing yahtzee(deluxe edition) with a golden lion tamarin monkey in the Bunya Mountains saying "you spit swallow do you?"