The QUESTION of the year

"open the door"

"no"

"i have bacon"

"is it crissspy?"

"yes"

"but not to crispy"

"no--OK!"

-simpsons
 
how can you say that? bacon is the best form of sustinence out there. sometimes i like to masticate my soft bacon for a couple of minutes before sending it to it's doom in my stomach acids.

but the best bacon is when the one edge is crunchy and the other is soft.

mmm mmm bacon!!
 
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