When you afterbang the chair will lower its self to the perfect point so that the snow can wipe any lose shit off your ass with out scratching the poop chute.
OP better deliver. I have a question though.....If you were to future spin while shitting, could you possibly shit a hole in the space time continum, thus filling the past present and future with cold fecal matter?
TOO ALL PEOPLE. Have no fear the pooper is here. The edit will drop around April 20th with full HD poo footy, get ready to see my ass world. I AM THE BEST SKIER ON THE MOUNTAIN!!!!!!