The Perfect Park

With pyramid before it, epic jump line....

But seriously, I personally am for parks that have creative jibs and different ways in which to hit features,....not just generic downrail/flatbox set-ups everywhere.

Butter boxes, propane tanks, cannons, taps, etc... add alot of variety to parks that make them overall more enjoyable IMO.
 
yea id agree on creativity but at my park in marquette they have a hard time with generic down rails etc, so i would have to say if you got solid features plus a few creative hits, thats the best. The things I really like are when they change up the park a few times during the season. But really the most important thing to me is just to have well built features and then maintain and groom often. People will get creative and hit stuff if its groomed and not a sheet of ice or a bomb hole on the landings of features. Ok. Im done rambling.
 
I would like a nice steep roll in about 20 feet tall, and narrow, with the top 7-8 feet being scary steep but transitioning smooth into the inrun. Jumpline starts with a 30 foot breck-like (perfect lookin) table. Next would be a 50 foot step up jump styled after the nine knights step up kicker, where you can land lightly on the flats, or get extra speed and land past the flats on the down. Next is a snow loaf, because they're awesome, with a lofty booter at the end of the loaf onto a long, steep landing. Also there are urban rails, 30 ft dfd on the left and 30ft down on the right, facing diagonally off the end of the loaf, on either side of the kicker. The next feature is a rhythm section with 6 ft tall steep kickers and landings, with the landings connecting smoothly into the next kicker, and gap distances of around 10-15 ft. After 3 of those there is a 25 ft flat down/25ft flat option. After that there could be a rail line, but who cares about rails anyways.

At the end of the rail line there might still be 2 jumps. one 25-30 feet long,that is wide enough to cover the entire width of the run (both lip and landing) with the next 65-70 feet and resembling the hip from superpark that candide hit end to end.

All this would be on a long, narrow (80 feet), flowing trail, with multiple fall lines and plenty of twists and turns. lined with multiple smoke shacks, outfitted with a PA and soundsystem that plays good beats, and with its own poma lift, preferably with good sidecountry and glades on the outskirts. Also hot park girls in sexy outfits give out hot pretzels from 1 to 3.

 
can i add to this .... ?
dfd with actual stair set. huge concrete ledge. fatttt down rail/cannon with donkey dick. massive butter box made of snow with a nice lip at the end shooting you out to the landing. free cobra dogs.
 
have a door man.. like at a club.. to the gapers and yungins "sorry guys ur not on the list, ur gonna have to go somewhere else, yes i know the girls are hot and the pretzels are legit but the thing is...you are going to make this place less dope"
 
first you would have to grind a flat rail/moat crossing. It has a dual propose for sick photos and to keep gapers out.

The a urban dfd into the jump line in run. First you be a mellow 30 footer that would lead into pyramid gap witch would be followed by chads witch would be followed by levithian (sp?).

This would lead into a huge hip (Like the one in joss last year) which would spit you out into a massive quarter pipe.

From there it would be a up rail to wallride and a massive step down as the return.

After that a wide selection of ridiculous rails and jibs.
 
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