The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

Can't be a douchebag? Is semi realistic, but that goes for women, as they cannot be a bitch. I never understood "loves food" why do people say this, yes I like the taste of very unhealthy food, I love food and pizza
 
pretty sure this means more than unhealthy food, food that actually has some class.

OR i'm completely wrong, could go either way.
 
I always just hear about how white women love food and Starbucks and the interwebs? It annoys me, and I mean, who doesn't 'love' one of the things that keeps you alive and 'tastes' good, I don't understand it, you don't need to point it out that you like to eat food, everyone does
 
Does he agree?

I dicked a boy around like this for about 5 years before I came to my senses and agreed to date him. Another five years after that I married him, and I will always regret dicking him around like that, because...although I thought I didn't know what I wanted and thought that I needed freedom, I was only thinking about myself. He wanted me and I thank the lord everyday that he was willing to put up with my foolish nonsense.
 
tall, lanky, pasty as fuck, is a virgin, and paid that guy ^ to bump your thread. thats an accurate description of you
 
6'2" to 6'5" (I'm 5'10" and wear heels regularly)

Age 30-35

Extremely active

Muscular and lifts regularly (big legs and glutes is a huge bonus... lifting with me at the gym is even more-so)

Eats healthy... like extremely healthy... basically the way I do

Nice teeth and kind eyes

Obviously great in the sack

Loves fishing

Loves hunting

Spends every summer/fall weekend hunting/fishing or something outdoors

Knows when to be silly and when to be professional

Well-spoken and intelligent

Hard working and has a stable job

Loves kids and is close with his family

Open-minded... No racist, judgmental bullshit

Honest

Outgoing and great with meeting people

Not intimidated by a woman who's strong in body and mind

Confident but not arrogant

Not the jealous type

Likes traveling

Likes off-roading and wrenching on trucks

No drug or alcohol issues (and definitely not into partying)

Loves Alaska

Good hygiene

Likes to keep a clean house

Isn't afraid to communicate when something is bothering him

And most of all: respectful

For the most part, this is my man in a nutshell. :)
 
guy wants a girl who isn't fat and has some sort of have decent non-bitchy personality.

girls wants a guy who has perfect everything and a good career. even the shit that isn't in his control, like his height, has to be perfect.

and girls think they have it rough..
 
hmmm..the key to my heart... wellll...

-adventurous, spontaneous personality

-relate-able

-i love skiers :)

-likes junk food but in shape

-must like dogs

-interesting taste in music...

....i'm not picky.

 
Oh lord, that's rich. No one who is 6'+ and has a pretty face wants to date someone 5 years younger than them.
 
Because if you're a good looking guy and are over 6' then you can do better than someone five years younger than you. Even if she's hot, with those physical characteristics you can probably date someone equally as hot that's the same age as you, provided your personality isn't shit.
 
Meh, age ain't shit.

The older you get the less you'll care about how old someone is and the more you'll care about who they are and how they treat you. The rest are just superficial measurements that don't mean a damn thing when it comes right down to it.

 
You're absolutely correct. It's just an age thing for me, because 5 years would mean me dating a 13 year-old. DO NOT WANT, for several reasons. I guess when I said no guy with those traits would want that, I meant people in my age bracket. Should've specified.

A 28 year-old dating a 23 year-old however, isn't really a big deal because you've both been through a pretty decent chunk of your life and are (hopefully) mature, grown-up adults. It definitely becomes less important the older you get, just like you said.
 
Haha, yes, there are definitely a few more (legal and moral) issues with a five year age gap at your age than mine (29).

Half your age plus 7 is a solid rule.

 
When I was a kid (13 or so?) my Poppa Frank (grandfather) was 75 and had a gf who was 37. I thought it was weird, so I asked him one day- "Poppa Frank, why do you have such a young girlfriend?"

He motioned for me to come in close and leaned in to whisper to me...

"Because you're only as old as the girl you're fucking"

I shit you not haha... He was such a boss.
 
Exactly, haha

Besides the obvious legal and moral issues there's:

>immaturity

>unintelligence

>her stupid, 13 year-old bitchy girl friends

>coming off as weird and desperate as fuck

>loss of respect from friends, peers, parents, authority figures, myself, etc.

>her parents, particularly her father, won't be too thrilled about it either

>myriad of other reasons
 
Here's my list, its not too long since i'm not a demanding bitch

Must be between 5'9" and 6'3"

Must like my favorite indie band that im not going to name

Must be between 170-183 lbs.

Must drive a Dodge Ram. No Fords

Must ski a ski with a waist of at least 95, and no bigger than 115

Must have dated at least 5 girls but no more than 9

Must have a 7 inch penis. This is non negotiable.

Must not spend more than 2 hours a day on NS

Must not have over 300 female fb friends

Must understand my inner female thoughts and logic, while also being a he-man who lives a mans life

Must be tender and caring all the time

Must be rough in bed

Must know when to be sweet in bed

Must not be into creepy fetishes

Must be into my one kinky fetish

Must live in a city over 200,000

Must be a country boy

Must have at least 3 dogs

Must have siblings

Must be a family man

Must be willing to put me over anything

Must not be whipped

Must have an exotic ancestry

Must be white

Must spend money on me

Must be financially stable

Must be willing to chase whatever dreams he has

Must be willing to support all of my dreams

Must listen to Bob Marley

Must not smoke weed.

Must be DTF whenever

Must not want sex too much

If you fit all of this, you can apply for my hand, but its a 3 month probationary period.
 
I don't rememberer posting in this thread because i'm extremely intoxicated. But apparently I did because it's in my threads. SO I'M ADDING TO MINE.

: Must drink more than me!

absolute must.

i might be a functioning alcoholic.

 
I fit most all of this but I need to find a hook up for extenze real quick.

Also tell us the kinky thing. or gtfo
 
fuck, i read that as "my clitoris"

First i was like

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Then after realizing what it actually said

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