The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

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what, that doesn't turn you on? GIMME SOME OF THAT

loljk

I prefer men who use things like skiing/biking/skating/hiking/climbing etc. to stay in shape. I mean, if you go to the gym occasionally, fine, but people who put so much effort into looking swoll are kind of gross and tacky. Super big guns and pecs creep me out. But I'll take a nice set of abs, buns and thighs any day ;]
 
Hahahaha, bc she's mature enough to decide for herself that she doesn't have time for a relationship based on where she is in life, and realized that a FWB is just what the doctor ordered.....you assume she's in high school. LULZ
 
i'm actually 20 and I'm still in the early stages of growing. I don't think anybody ever stops growing, there's never a distinct point in your life where you become an ADULT, but eventually I'll come to a point where I'm content enough with myself to grow with somebody else. As of right now, nobody's gonna fuck with that.
 
My pros

Tall (6'5")

Make more $ than most other 27 year olds I know

Good skiier

Very lucky to travel a lot (skiied 50 days this year 20+ powder mostly Alps and Tahoe and not going to lie the non-skiing vacations/trips have all been better)

Cons

Job is hardly stable or normal

Don't spend more than 3/4 months of the year in any one place

Relationships are all about stability (its what people look for) so the cons win out. In many ways a complete broke ass bitch nigga with some fuckboy job and homo friends is more desirable than me due to that. So it goes. Its nice to just be friends (maybe some benefits) and have no relationship pressure to deal with or dependent children but most people seek a meaningful monogamous relationship in their life.

That said since most on here are younger than me I will give some advice to try to not pressure yourselves in your early 20s too much especially with relationships. I know what its like to have a hot girlfriend but a SHIT job and its a bad feeling and a really hard thing to deal with when you try to cling onto them and somehow have to find the money for nice dinners and nights out and also pay your bills. Having a girlfriend you really like can add a lot of pressure to your life.
 
-must be taller than me( Im 5'10)-Dark, medium hair

-Good sense of humor(not over the top)

-Likes animals

-Must ski or snowboard

-He cant be skinnier than me

-I don't care if he doesn't have abs, just please don't be obese...

-Loves food

-Loves video games:)

-Can't be a douchebag

-Can deal with my family

These are realistic, right?

 
Shut up dickface.

I was proving at point that perfect people are often imperfect...in large part due to their success and perfection.

You probably have a 4 inch dick and are still a virgin.
 
You being a self absorbed douche probably has more to do with you being single than your rediculously perfect level of perfection. Just sayin.
 
Oh man, you really are one of the best trolls on NS.

I'm sorry being too perfect is a burden for you, it must be especially tough given that you're a total retard as well.

 
Well, now you're in for real. Welcome, it's pretty 4 or 5 girls describing their perfect guy, and roughly a million ski and sex starved teens trying to convince said girls they are the man of their dreams.

It's a fun time.
 
NS is now a dating website lol. i feel like if you have to ask the internet what girls want than your flaws require more help than the internet can give you.
 
That was not the response I was expecting at all. Well played. And I do prefer my ladies to be less well endowed in the trouser area.
 
that can be pretty hard depending on what you got for a family. My girlfriends mom is a useless alcoholic crack whore and her father is a psychopath with guns. We check in on her mom to make sure she didn't od that week.
 
Tall, not completely stupid, skis, likes the outdoors, enjoys sex, has morals, and again is not stupid. Good looks are sweet too if that can be thrown in there, money too
 
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