The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

I wish I dripped with wit like you sir.

Oh man, I play video games, I must roll 12 sided die and wear a cape. Get real lady.
 
This works. I'm planning in going to culinary school and I love cooking shit. But I also smoke a ton of reefer and play skyrim so that might be a deall breaker

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I wasn't trying to be funny, I was trying to point out he wasn't being funny. As you're doing now. Or are you trying to be funny by saying I'm not funny?
 
It's fine to think it, what I mean is, don't just say 'girl you look sexy today' and then immediately try to bone her. Tell her she looks cute at times other than right before you hope to fuck her. Every girl probably know at least 10 guys who want to get into her pants - they tell her she looks hot/sexy or whatever all the time and she knows they only say it because they're hoping that she'll blow them.

When you have a boyfriend, it's nice to hear that you look nice or cute or did something funny without thinking 'he's only saying that so I'll put out'. If she's into you she's gonna be all over you anyway and if you complement her when she's not expecting it (I.e. she just woke up with a hangover and looks rough as hell) she'll be more likely to give you some. It's not rocket science.
 
you are being a jerkette if you say he has to hate anything rasta and you clearly stated "doesn't play videogames" twice... don't try to sugarcoat it now.
 
Yeah, my other half tells me I look like shit all the time but we've been together forever. I was more talking about when you're just starting out and getting to know someone. The real fun of being able to say whatever you want comes later!
 
Yeah, we've been together almost four years -If she looks like shit, I'm going to tell her she looks like shit. Ha.
 
I have long hair, don't play video games, and all that other stuff is pretty spot on too. Lived on my own since I was 16, so I can take care of myself (wich I'm guessing is what you actually want)

I'm most certainly not a rasta man, and I don't smoke weed or anything, but I don't hate rasta stuff just because it's rasta.
 
Sheesh, didn't know I'd be taken so seriously with the rasta comment! I'm fine with smoking weed, just not a fan of how so many articles or clothing/accessories had to be whored out with rasta.
 
I always tell my gf she's sexy because she's always fkn sexy. Even in the a.m. she is a total cutie pie and I can't get enough.
 
Has a beard

Likes cats

At least 5'10"

sense of humor as warped as mine

can hold an intelligent conversation

will listen to trap and then chill indie during the same car ride

skis (snowboarders ok if they fill first two criteria)

cooks

can accept the fact that I roll a better joint

not clingy

ok with the fact that I don't dress up. if I put on something other than sweats or leggings its a big deal

appreciates good beer

jah blaze err day, or at least as often as I do

respects my need for alone time

 
Man idk if I could do that. I tell mine that she looks beautiful every day first thing when I see her. We've only been together 2 and a half though
 
Ideal height: 5' 7" - 6' 0"Fit, but not too muscular

Listens to all types of music

Skis/Snowboards and plays another sport

Smart

Likes to joke around all the time

Preferably lighter eyes and darker hair but it's whatever

Kind

Not afraid to say what's on their mind

Yep that's basically it.
 
It's never said with malice, more of a joking manner. She never takes offence. She won't hesitate to say the same to me.
 
Ok...why not contribute to this?

taller than me (so taller than 5'8")

enjoys traveling

has friends of their own and doesn't need me around all the time

loves the outdoors (rock climbing, slacklining, mountain biking, skiing, etc)

creativity (could be literally anything. i just need someone with an imagination and the desire to create)

has drive and motivation

doesn't have to text 24/7 (mindlessly talking all day makes my brain explode)

enjoys music (all genres but country please)

loves to go out and have a great time but likes chill nights at home as well

similar sense of humor as me and really loves to laugh

understand my sarcasm

is in good physical shape but not too muscular

loves food (preferably can cook)

good sense of style

beards and tattoos optional but appreciated...

is ok with me occasionally hanging out in sweats and not wearing makeup

and lastly really enjoys fast sports cars or giant modified jeeps

 
congrats you've just described 90% of NS guys. Brace yourself and prepare your inbox for a massive surge of PMs
 


- taller than me (160cm)

- intelligent.. or have skills or general understanding.. like you should be able to talk to him about more than just how much you love eachother

- likes to go out but also stay at home and chill..

- no drugs

- passionate about something (so important)

- creative

- likes to do sports and outdoor stuff

- be into some music i like

- has his own friends.. isn't all over me in public

oh and i'm not a guy.. blue name is random..

 
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