The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

I think that, by DTF whenever, they mean: ''DTF at exactly the same moment in time and space as me, pretty much happening at the same frequency as the planets aligning''
 
Hahaha these are not baffling "requirements/requests."

The ladies here seem to want someone who can read real books and doesn't vegetate in front of a screen all day, is personally driven, intellectually curious, humble without being shy or cocky, takes care of their body through diet/cooking and exercise, is empathic, likes the outdoors, can listen, and can satisfy a woman by caring for her mind and body in both sexual and not ways.

It sounds like you need to be a decent, well put together human being. That should not be baffling or impossible. I'm 25 so maybe these lists seem self apparent. If you can confidently approach a woman and carry a conversation without relying on NSG-style banter you should succeed. Don't forget to smile, gents.
 
K I'll bite I guess,

Is funny/has a good sense of humor.

Likes to have fun and be weird with me.

Has goals and a drive to follow through with them.

not too unattractive, but I'm not extremely picky.

similar taste in music.

doesn't have a huge ego.

Is polite.

outgoing.

intelligent.

 
this will be my mantra

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Different girls want different things when it comes guys but pretty much every girl wants a guy to make her feel good about herself. Tell her she looks nice and not just at a moment when you want to fuck her and just try and be a decent and honest guy.

Also, be a man sometimes and take charge in the bedroom. Girls love that shit!
 
Yeah I hate it when the dishes wash themselves too.

Periods are important to a clean, healthy vajay. Can't hang when the red tide comes in? Find a girl who likes her ass fucked or enjoys giving head... Or just chill the fuck out and it'll be gone soon.
 
That's assuming we could not be thinking about banging her whilst giving her a compliment though. If its a real compliment, of course you're thinking about fuckin her at that moment haha
 
Yes, I got it.

I just wonder sometimes why girls get pissy when they think you're trying to get into their pants. To me, that's a compliment and it means they're sexy af.
 
pretty much all of these except the family part but that is probably due to the fact that i am most likely 10 years younger than you. but hey, some girls are into that
 
uuääh my aunt tricked me into eating one of those when I was like 7. I threw up on her carpet and havent tasted that shit since.

Same aunt that let me taste Beefeater gin when I was about the same age... shittiest god mother ever now when I think about it.
 
I just came home from work and made my girlfriend soup because she's sick .... I am the perfect boyfriend!
 
Long hair. Hates Rasta anything.

Goal oriented.

Doesn't play video games.

Willing to cook with me.

Nice smile.

Climbs rocks and/or skis.

Can change his own oil.

Likes to travel.

Nice family.

Doesn't. play. video. games.

 
I have eaten those 3 times in my life. I lost a tooth every time.

(Worth saying that this was when I was like 10 and losing my teeth anyways).
 
as someone who games, it really depends on what game they play, and who the person is. Not saying that im mature by any means but generalizing all people who game to people like myself is fucking stupid.
 
Dude, relax, D&D isnt a video game! Everyone can still play using a little imagination and some paper to keep track of your character. Put on your cape of +3 charisma and roll the 20 sided die to see if you have successfully picked up a female!

BTW, bitches love the cape, try it next time you're at the bar.
 
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