The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

I realize this, and i give you props for knowing what you want, unlike me. I'm just saying i am not the type of person who wants to/can make a list. I didnt intend to sound bitchy. Apologies.
 
I realize this, and i give you props for knowing what you want, unlike me. I'm just saying i am not the type of person who wants to/can make a list. I didnt intend to sound bitchy. Apologies.
 
Ski patroller? Sounds like he doesn't have a plan for the future.

If you're looking for a change, people say I look like Christian Bale.
 
Naw, he can use his degree in the firefighting thing. He works for the forrest service and makes a good enough living on that that he doesn't need to work in the winter. He's just exceptionally skilled at skiing and helping people that he does ski patrol as well. And where I live, ski patrolling is a profession. Specially when the resort is typically only closed around 2.5 months a year.
 
Yeah, if your profile isnt lying and youre in switzerland, or anywhere in Europe, patrolling is a serious job. It can take QUITE a long time to be become a certified patroller.They dont tend to fuck around... Props to him regardless of where he is a patroller. As long as he aint one of those D-bag ones..;)
 
None of you girls will live by "the list". Trust me, when the time comes you'll be likely to forget about everything and just focus on the person standing in front of you. And then, when you look back you'll say "Wait, he has no this, he has no that". That's what love is all about, not giving a single fuck about anything and just living the moment! So girls, what I have to say to you is that you will all meet the right person, just don't look for them.
 
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Learn to cook, chicks dig it man. I love inviting a chick over and cooking the dinner.....if you just put it in the oven, lie and say you cooked it...it pretty much always leads to sex.
 
What about facial hair? I seem to think that Tom Selleck is the perfect example of a man, so I have been rocking a mustache. Is this a plus or a minus for the ladies?
 
you dangle a string in front of a cat's face and she wants it. so you give it to her. but once she has it, she's like "fuck this i dont want the string". so you take it away and she wants it again.

sound a bit like how girls treat guys?

girls think they want something - convince themselves that it's right for them - so they chase. but then once they have it, they don't want it anymore.

"oh hey look, great guy. he's a keeper."

"ok, i like you too, im yours."

"nope, this is boring." >finds someone else.

but, the last guy isn't gone yet. he still likes her. but she's over it because there's no thrill of the chase anymore. she got what she wanted and now it's time to chase something else.

so the last guy takes a hint and goes away.

but wait, she wants him back again, since she can't have him anymore.

now the new guy is puzzled because this girl just showed interest in him and is now going back to the old guy that she blew off when she had him.

...

mind = fucked.

girls think they want a great, kind, courteous, spontaneous, sweet, considerate, optimistic, outgoing, athletic, ambitious, confident guy. really, they just want the next new thing. the next chase. and the more chases she has going, the more options she has, and the more secure she feels with all of these guys feeding her attention.

until she realizes she's an idiot and grows up and chooses one guy, closing the door on the rest.

but until a girl can honestly do that, they're all just bitches who love attention. ladies, check your phones and you'll know whether or not i'm talking about you. see how many conversations you have going with those poor, unfortunate souls that think they have a chance with you while you milk them for comfort or the occasional flirt - use them for what you need to make you feel good about yourself.

so who is the perfect boyfriend?

probably the one who calls you out for being the bitch that you are and helps you realize that it's not about what you can get out of guys, but rather what you are prepared to give back that builds a strong relationship.

real talk with anathema.

i'm here all weekend.

 
facial hair is fine under the circumstance that if you have facial hair, you can't shave your chest hair. If I'm going to date a manly man, I want him full man.
 
this is very interesting. your height changes in the winter, and you get to ski all summer. you are one very special person
 
We need a perfect girlfriend thread... all ladies can post and hit on us dudes. Sometimes the man likes to feel special too.
 
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I know just the right bloke that would rock your socks. Chewy would even fork out some bickies for the back crack and sack if that got him a foot in the door
 
well see campfires fit into the category of masculine activities, cooking is more on the boundary

however i know from experience that girls LOVE guys who can cook. i'm making progress... learned how to make omelets, a pretty decent breakfast sandwich, chicken salton boca, chicken cordon bleu, and how to cook/season blackened striped bass, steak, and swordfish.

it's literally nothing but i'll pick up more as i get older. i'm only 17 so my diet consists of whatever the dining hall or my mom is serving, as well as basically whatever i can get my hands on. i've only just started to appreciate being able to make my own real food, not just ramen noodles or popcorn hahaha

catching your own food though, i got that part on lock.
 


as far as my guy friends are concerned, all i need to know is how to cook a burger, steak, and nachos

honestly the most difficult thing on my list is probably getting the spices right for the blackened swordfish. it's hilarious because one of the main ingredients is sugar....
 
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