The perfect boyfriend? (pinknames)

if you're having girl problems i feel bad for you son, i got 99 problems, but getting girls aint 1.
 
Here is my list: yes this is attainable.

Taller than me (5'7")

light eyes

enjoys reading

into skiing or snowboarding

is passionate about at least 1 thing (outside of skiing/snowboaring)

appreciates food (like loves a good steak and wine)

Is into at least one of the music genres that I'm into

is fit

goal oriented

makes me laugh

doesn't have an extremely large or small penis

doesn't dress like a homeless person

is manly (aka - not uber metro)

into family either his own or having on

mentally stable

not racist

- all of these items have made it onto this list for a reason.
 
maybe you missed the, is fit, taller than me, and normalish sized penis. All of those pertain to physical shape.
 
A big smileGood sense of style (fucking pull your pants up a little bit)

Wears vans

Skis

Doesn't mind holding my hand in public / cute public displays of affection

Skilled in the art of making me feel amazing

Short hair

Dark eyes

Tall and not too skinny (I hate feeling chubby with a guy who is all skin and bones)

Can speak another language

Good family relationship

Down to travel

DTF whenever and wherever.

Basically the guy I'm dating now.
 
skisskates

taller than me

funny

not a dick

not weak looking

doesnt smoke anything

not clingy but will text/hang out a lot

hot

sex wherever

lots of cuddling.

 
Has to be at least 6" taller than me, I'm 5'1.

Skis/snowboardsHappy in life (I rarely stop smiling)

Isn't too skinny.

Has a few tasteful tattoos(maybe some piercings)

Loves travel and trying new things(especially food)

Dresses well.

Doesn't feel the need to be all over me in public.

Rough in the bedroom but treats me like a princess otherwise.

Speaks a language other than English.

Well in dowd.

If he's on a night out with me and my friends, I want to still be able to hang out with my friends, not just him. It's really fucking annoying if a guy can't talk to your guy friends.
 


-Posts in "The Perfect Boyfriend thread", list includes "DTF all the time"

-not actually DTF nearly ever

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Girls on Facebook: picture with fat and skinny girls says "fuck society they're all beautiful why can't guys realize this." Girls in real life: ew gross hes skinny i would never date him!
 
Taller than me (I'm 5'7" and love to wear heels)Knows how to make me laugh

Outgoing

Either skis or snowboards

Is a good dancer for if we go out

Kind hearted

Honest

Respectful

Would be a good husband and father one day

Gets along well with his family and mine

Has a plan for his future

Handsome

Athletic

Treats me like I'm special and not just another girl

A gentleman
 
A man that listens, won't get jealous, and understands your woman logic????

Maybe you can find him standing next to a unicorn somewhere.
 
Humongous black weiner, all about his $w@g and staying fresh, smokes blunts all daiye, doesn't fuck with no other bitches from inglewood, wears spends more money on nikes and his car than he will ever spend on the child we inevitably have because he insists on not wearing a jimmy hat.
 
Based on what these girls are saying. This thread is unnecessary cause we all know it already..... #standard
 
It's like a guy asking for a girl who is between the ages of 20 and 22, as good at skiing as he is, who doesn't get jealous, doesn't get upset over stupid shit, understands mechanical engineering/physics, and doesn't get periods.
 
I was doin great till the part about not being racist. How am I supposed to make you laugh without digging into my encyclopedia of racist jokes? Also manly people are racist and thats a proven fact.
 
>pinkname posts

>next 6 posts are from bluenames hitting on latest pinkname

>next pinkname posts
 
- funny (non politically correct humor = the best kind of humor)

- has great common knowledge (super intelligent people kind of scare me because I feel so stupid in comparison to them, but I love people who know a little about a lot. Definitely a turn on.)

- outgoing (cant stand shy guys)

- isnt clingy or get jealous when I talk to other people

- is interested in music, not necessarily the same type of music as me, but he needs to be into SOMETHING. I dont trust people who say they listen to "oh a little bit of everything". Conformists.

- is independent and can take care of himself

- spontaneous

- says exactly what he wants to do/do with me. Unless people tell me exactly what they want I will not understand it. Hints are a no go, I'm socially retarded like that.

- as tall as me or taller

- has a positive outlook on life and doesnt take himself too seriously

Thats all I can think of for the moment.
 
lol @ everyone responding to the pinknames.

you being yourself is being the perfect boyfriend to some girl that has yet to be swept off her feet by your unique energy and character.

although, not having a tiny penis, being a gentleman, and being awesome at shit is a good addition too.
 
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