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Everyone loves a good joke, from quick hitters to long stories with a terrible punch line.
Its about time we had a thread to share our favourite jokes.
My favourite quick hitters:
-So a Dad walks into his sons room and says "Son, If you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind." The son looks up and says "Dad, I'm over here!"
-Johnnies teacher asked his his weekend was. Johnny said "it was terrible, a car hit my dog in the ass!" The teacher corrected and said "Rectum".
Johnny said "Rectum, damn near killed em!"
-Say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they slow down in School Zones.
Its about time we had a thread to share our favourite jokes.
My favourite quick hitters:
-So a Dad walks into his sons room and says "Son, If you don't stop masturbating you're gonna go blind." The son looks up and says "Dad, I'm over here!"
-Johnnies teacher asked his his weekend was. Johnny said "it was terrible, a car hit my dog in the ass!" The teacher corrected and said "Rectum".
Johnny said "Rectum, damn near killed em!"
-Say what you will about pedophiles, but at least they slow down in School Zones.
