Hello, NewSchoolers stoners!!!
I see you are tiring of the capitalist system of living, and the insane drug laws making marijuana illegal in the United States. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you all that the Glorious Democratic Peoples Republic of Korea has no law against the sale and consumption of marijuana! I would like to extend to all NewSchoolers stoners a personal invitation to come experience the true freedom that is smoking weed in the DPRK.
Please consider skiing the Tieback Mountains for your next stoner ski trip. Just a few miles from the seaside resort of Wonsan lies some of the best skiing in the world at Glorious Masikyrong Ski Resort, and I would love for you to come ski our extensive terrain and experience the ultimate in luxury accommodations. Masikyrong truly is world class. As an extra incentive, we have some of the best riding in the world, and you will never have to worry about getting caught smoking weed in the gondola by fascist American police.
The Democratic People's Republic of Korea is a genuine workers' state in which all the people are completely liberated from exploitation and oppression. The workers, peasants, soldiers and intellectuals are the true masters of their destiny and are in a unique position to defend their interests. Having mandatory equality all necessary is provided for citizen. Give Thank!
Yours,
Kim Jong-Un
Supreme Leader, DPRK