The Official grinds my gears thread

it really grinds my gears that people are brainwashed by the government so easily not just with this but with everything... they cant decide what is true or false so they just believe it as true... i hate people like that
 
the nutri-slim commerials with dan marino, the jokes are just soo bad i had to bring this thread back
 
Ahahahha Wow. This thread is great!! It's what Seinfeld Shows were written about!!! Wow. I love Seinfeld. I need to watch Seinfeld, OR!!! Everybody Loves Raymond. AHahhahaha Marie!!!
 
People who have runny noses and are too lazy to get a fucking tissue and just sniffle for 3 hours, sitting right next to you during an exam I took today.

People who ask me if I know any stars just because I live in America.

Kids who don't wipe food off their faces after eating.

People with loud, unique voices you can hear from a mile away.
 
i hate it when ppl repeat a word too often..for example. "i went to like..the grocery store and i didnt know what to buy so like i figured i might as well just get like the basics. some milk and bread and like..maybe some eggs."

yeah no.

and i really hate it when ppl make that slapping noise when they eat. its just gross. close ur mouth u cow. or when chicks chew their gum like a cow. it's so valley girl ish.

I work at the Keg..it's a restaurant and bar for those of u who dont know what it is..and i hate when ppl seat themselves on the patio...U ARENT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT..fuckers.

i dont like old dirty men..especially old french dirty men.

i dont like ppl who pick on others because they know they are helpless. the other day i saw a guy try to start a fight with a homeless dood who was seriously so thin and weak. it really grinds my gears.
 
Its really fun to tell them things that are wrong, and then they consult there trail maps, and then you go oh I'm sorry, I though you were talking about the OTHER glades. Then you say, since I messed up, I'll just show you the way there...

Then you lead them into some massive double diamond treed chutes...and book it.

Anyways,

I have this one poster in my room and it falls down all the time, and that is what really grinds my gears.
 
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