The Official F&#%ing Clarinet Thread

[GANDALF]

Watch out Washington. We're coming.......in the key of E Major.

 

[bakedpow]

Why dont we get the whole f%$#ing band up in here. I call drums.

 

[jibnut]

I shall play French horn

 

[Mama.]

If you're the clarinet, I must be the bagpipes.

 

[vandersteeze]

One Piano to rule them all

One Piano to find them

One Piano to bring them all

and in the darkness bind them.

 

[vandersteeze]

gah

 

[PJS.]

Whos gonna be the fuckin conductor?

 

[jibnut]

David Steele

 

[BASEDRILEY]

icy

 

[Literature]

I accept, mostly because I look good in coattails with a baton.

 

[PJS.]

sexy.

this thread needs more piano

Episode 2 - Fucking Piano! from Kyle Vandersteeze on Vimeo.

 

[GANDALF]

this is the fucking clarinet thread you fucking idiot

 

[vandersteeze]

Hahah owned

 

[PJS.]

I'll sit down now.

 

[Mama.]

WHEN DAD SPEAKS, YOU LISTEN

 

[PJS.]

something like that

 

[Scott29~]

Just like when mama speaks...wait no never mind I have that backwards~

 

[Mama.]

But when I cook, you better eat it.

 

[[~_~]]

I broke a G string and busted a nut while fingering A minor.

 

[[~_~]]

This is a horrifying image if we are to take the role of "fucking conductor" literally.

 

[Elijah.]

Gsus!

 

[ferrariowner123]

Best play on words i've seen in a long time!

Smoother than keith stone.