The ocho

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So, many of you know Luke Allen, aka the OCHO. He has 8 toes, no ankles, and size 5 feet... haha watching him bounce on the tramp with no ankles is literally priceless... anyway, tragically while bouncing on the tramp today, he hit a dead spot on the tramp while coming out of a cork 9 lead tipan and flew into a shed, he flew feet first and got two of his four toes on his right foot severed by the metal nails on the ladder. He will now be known as seis...

dont insult me, or i will sneeze on you.
 
what the hell happend in that last paragraph and who is this ocho guy with no ankles that seems ike a bit of an imaginary story to me but umm interesting immagination i suppose

-keegan mcginnis, newschoolers.com

 
OH MY GOSH THAT IS TERRIBLE SERIOUSLY HORRIBLE. I FEEL REALLY BAD I THINK I MADE THAT SPOT IN THE TRAMP IS HE OK? OH MAN OH MAN THATS BAD

SMITH-OBERMEYER-FIJI-4FRNT

Poppin' them thangs!
 
hey you mother fucker iam the OCHO. dont fucking sorry that i was born with my feet facing the wrong way and that my ankle sockets are non existint. But now i have 6 fucking toes asshole. now iam going to come back next year with vengence with people knocking on my steeze. AND KILL ALL OF YOU!!!

 
luke, you are fucking ridiculous dude, at least it's the off season

SMARTGUY: you dont even know how to "do" a girl

NOTSOSMARTGUY: dont you put you hand in their mouth?

NOTSOSMARTGUY: and its like magic from there

NOTSOSMARTGUY: thats what ive been told
 
i just literally laughed out loud while reading it....now my mom wants to drug test me

"100 % columbian, ladies and gentlemen, disco shit"

johnnys in the basement mixing up the medicine, im on the pavement thinkin bout the goverment

johnny likes skinny girls but never turns down a fatty

zig zag filled with the diggity dank green as a bull frog sticky as glue aint gonna stop till the bag is through

belong to a political party called the burnt thumbs
 
wow, i don't even know if i should laugh or crie

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hahaha wow thats great

whats up now bitch

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I'm impressed, it's hard to balance with broken toes and i'd imagine it's harder without them entirely. Kill it

Sloths are chill

I bomb korea every night.
 
wow that sucks

'kevin whyed nils pull you out?' 'Cuz i was touchin bitches.' 'No seriously why did he put scott in for you.' 'Scott doesn't touch bitches.'

Viva Candide
 
yo why you got to go and say something like that man. so what that i have 8 toes. i still can ski better than you. with 8 toes and no ankles. BITCH

 
Fuck that man, you don;t need all those toes. sometimes less is better. I have 7 damn penises, they line my thigh like window curtains. peeing is a bitch, its like niagra falls

 
ochenta y nueve!!!!!! we are homework buddies and you are sitting next to me! WORD TO OCHO! even if you are seis dedos now

---Happieness is like peeing your pants... everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth---
 
i thought it was espn 8

'Has you ever had an abortion? Surely you should try something before you say it is bad. Because I was very anti-Burger King, but then I went there and I had the flame grilled, ain't it, and you know it was like amazing.'-Ali G

 
the ocho is real, and he is incredibly good at skiing, but this story about two more toes getting chopped off is fake.

 
ya i thought espn 8 the ocho

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the ocho is real, the sorry loss of his toes is real, and the fact that is is now and forever seis is real.

it is tragic, but true.

och... my love goes out to you and your lost toes

annie-mal
 
I swear I read this like a year ago

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If it aint gorilla, it aint steeze

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