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13721282:Mingg said:
In high school I was having sex with my boyfriend and he asked if he could put it in my butt. To this day I don't know why, but I agreed. Homeboy had no lube but young me was dumb and didn't think that was a problem. About 2.5 inches later I was in a serious amount of pain and I passed the fuck out, bashed my face off some stuff on the way down. It was strange. 0/10 would not recommend.
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definitely not true, you don't have sex
 
Here's a good one:

when i was around 11 or 12 years old i had a really weird ritual. i would take a glass from the kitchen and take it upstairs to my parents' bathroom. then i would pee in the glass and just leave it on the counter in the bathroom. i did this every day for about a month and a half before i got caught. i have no idea why i did it, it just seemed like the thing to do at the time.
 
13721440:S.J.W said:
cause my mumma aint raise no bitch.
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you say that but if you were truly raised to not be a bitch you wouldn't be a social justice warrior...... casue they are all a bunch of pussies who cant control their feelings
 
13721584:36ChambersOfWu said:
you say that but if you were truly raised to not be a bitch you wouldn't be a social justice warrior...... casue they are all a bunch of pussies who cant control their feelings
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Post of the year.
 
13721584:36ChambersOfWu said:
you say that but if you were truly raised to not be a bitch you wouldn't be a social justice warrior...... casue they are all a bunch of pussies who cant control their feelings
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13721584:36ChambersOfWu said:
you say that but if you were truly raised to not be a bitch you wouldn't be a social justice warrior...... casue they are all a bunch of pussies who cant control their feelings
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lol good one buddy. And who's the cuck who is getting all butthurt over my posts? Fuck off back to middle school you cunt.
 
13721964:Blindsurfer said:
dude ur a loser just leave NS already
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hows taking selfies with that gun you fucking cunt. Nek yourself before you get yourself shot for playing ganster
 
13721956:S.J.W said:
lol good one buddy. And who's the cuck who is getting all butthurt over my posts? Fuck off back to middle school you cunt.
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I am not butthurt big guy, more like amused by your ironic stupidity
 
13721984:36ChambersOfWu said:
I am not butthurt big guy, more like amused by your ironic stupidity
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Sorry, how is my "stupidity" ironic? I don't think you know what ironic means... Go back to school kid.
 
13721985:S.J.W said:
Sorry, how is my "stupidity" ironic? I don't think you know what ironic means... Go back to school kid.
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You say you were not raised to be a pussy yet you are "offended" or "triggered" when someone says something that doesn't follow the rules in your "safe space". You call people like me a bigot for saying stuff like, men pretending to be women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms. Maybe hypocritical would have been better than ironic but hey, we all make mistakes, take Hillary for example. She hasn't done one thing right her whole life
 
13721989:36ChambersOfWu said:
You say you were not raised to be a pussy yet you are "offended" or "triggered" when someone says something that doesn't follow the rules in your "safe space". You call people like me a bigot for saying stuff like, men pretending to be women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms. Maybe hypocritical would have been better than ironic but hey, we all make mistakes, take Hillary for example. She hasn't done one thing right her whole life
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my new fav member
 
13721989:36ChambersOfWu said:
You say you were not raised to be a pussy yet you are "offended" or "triggered" when someone says something that doesn't follow the rules in your "safe space". You call people like me a bigot for saying stuff like, men pretending to be women shouldn't be allowed in women's restrooms. Maybe hypocritical would have been better than ironic but hey, we all make mistakes, take Hillary for example. She hasn't done one thing right her whole life
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Please find anywhere where I have used the word triggered or safe space. You're basing your entire opinion of me on my fucking name. Which btw is used ironically. (hey look correct use of the word).

Although I'm still left leaning. But yes, you are exactly a bigot for not wanting a trans woman in the women's bathroom. It will literally have no affect on you if a trans woman uses a bathroom.

It's clear now that you're just recycling over used strawman fallacies. And if you actually paid attetion to my posts and not just my name, you'd realise that I supported Bernie over Hillary, and I'm not the most keen on Hilary. I'm actually supporting Johnson and Stein for the upcoming presidency.

But keep getting triggered over my name tampon boy. Fuck, this is why pro lifers fail. You should have been aborted.
 
13722205:S.J.W said:
Please find anywhere where I have used the word triggered or safe space. You're basing your entire opinion of me on my fucking name. Which btw is used ironically. (hey look correct use of the word).

Although I'm still left leaning. But yes, you are exactly a bigot for not wanting a trans woman in the women's bathroom. It will literally have no affect on you if a trans woman uses a bathroom.

It's clear now that you're just recycling over used strawman fallacies. And if you actually paid attetion to my posts and not just my name, you'd realise that I supported Bernie over Hillary, and I'm not the most keen on Hilary. I'm actually supporting Johnson and Stein for the upcoming presidency.

But keep getting triggered over my name tampon boy. Fuck, this is why pro lifers fail. You should have been aborted.This is not the place for this but whatever
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This is not the place for this but whatever

1. Yes I am stereotyping the left

2. I am not a bigot for not wanting pervs in the women's restroom, I do however have common sense

3. Bernie supporter? I can respect that, he is against the corrupt democrats too. But is wrong everywhere except his environmental views, yes

And as I always say, if you know right from left, you know right from wrong
 
13722365:36ChambersOfWu said:
This is not the place for this but whatever

1. Yes I am stereotyping the left

2. I am not a bigot for not wanting pervs in the women's restroom, I do however have common sense

3. Bernie supporter? I can respect that, he is against the corrupt democrats too. But is wrong everywhere except his environmental views, yes

And as I always say, if you know right from left, you know right from wrong
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Should stop reading that you admit to stereotyping the left. That just proves you're wrong straight away. Any hyperbolic stereotype is laughable at best.

2. Trans woman and men have been using our bathrooms for years now. It's never been an issue until the right brought up this irrational fear. 0 times on record has a trans person been found guilty of perving, or molesting anyone in a bathroom. Compare this to 70% of trans being assaulted or verbally abused when trying to use a bathroom. So tell me again why you're worried about trans people using a bathroom? How come you aren't worried about your republicans using bathrooms? More republicans have been caught molesting children than trans...

3. Ahh yes America, the only place where citizens are told it's going to be cheaper to have universal health care than private healthcare and tell Bernie to fuck off because "ermegerd communism" despite having the largest socialist program out of anyone. The military. Is that ironic or hypocritical? You seem to be the expert on those two words so you tell me.

4. Whether you prescribe to left wing or right wing views does not automatically make you right or wrong.That is an extremely ignorant view point. There are benefits to right wing policies and left wing policies. A combination of both are needed to make a country succeed. But please tell me what the republicans have been right about? Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Invading the wrong country? Economy doing better under democrats? Civil rights from the blacks all the way to LGBT. Obamacare killing jobs? Trickle down economics? How's that doing? Global warming (biggest threat to humanity). You do not know right from wrong. You know your own extremely ignorant viewpoint of a world where you're too scared to create your own viewpoint. Enjoy voting the exact same as your parents, politicians love that. You're easy to control that way.
 
13722441:S.J.W said:
Should stop reading that you admit to stereotyping the left. That just proves you're wrong straight away. Any hyperbolic stereotype is laughable at best.

2. Trans woman and men have been using our bathrooms for years now. It's never been an issue until the right brought up this irrational fear. 0 times on record has a trans person been found guilty of perving, or molesting anyone in a bathroom. Compare this to 70% of trans being assaulted or verbally abused when trying to use a bathroom. So tell me again why you're worried about trans people using a bathroom? How come you aren't worried about your republicans using bathrooms? More republicans have been caught molesting children than trans...

3. Ahh yes America, the only place where citizens are told it's going to be cheaper to have universal health care than private healthcare and tell Bernie to fuck off because "ermegerd communism" despite having the largest socialist program out of anyone. The military. Is that ironic or hypocritical? You seem to be the expert on those two words so you tell me.

4. Whether you prescribe to left wing or right wing views does not automatically make you right or wrong.That is an extremely ignorant view point. There are benefits to right wing policies and left wing policies. A combination of both are needed to make a country succeed. But please tell me what the republicans have been right about? Weapons of mass destruction in Iraq? Invading the wrong country? Economy doing better under democrats? Civil rights from the blacks all the way to LGBT. Obamacare killing jobs? Trickle down economics? How's that doing? Global warming (biggest threat to humanity). You do not know right from wrong. You know your own extremely ignorant viewpoint of a world where you're too scared to create your own viewpoint. Enjoy voting the exact same as your parents, politicians love that. You're easy to control that way.
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Jeez pal, no one told you to write me an essay

1. When you say trans men idk what the fuck that means. Does it mean was born a man? Cause no matter how much make up they have on they are still a fucking male. Why I not worried about my republicans in the bathrooms? Well it's simple. They have common sense.

2. Talk to any doctor or medical biller obamacare is worse than orange mint toothpaste

3. Wait and see my guy, wait and see. Because when Trump is in the Oval Office some big changes will be made and after 8 years you will want him in there for a 3rd term. And in the off chance america is politically stupid and blind enough to elect Hillary, well we will need an even bigger reform and even you my man will see it.
 
13722558:36ChambersOfWu said:
Jeez pal, no one told you to write me an essay

1. When you say trans men idk what the fuck that means. Does it mean was born a man? Cause no matter how much make up they have on they are still a fucking male. Why I not worried about my republicans in the bathrooms? Well it's simple. They have common sense.

2. Talk to any doctor or medical biller obamacare is worse than orange mint toothpaste

3. Wait and see my guy, wait and see. Because when Trump is in the Oval Office some big changes will be made and after 8 years you will want him in there for a 3rd term. And in the off chance america is politically stupid and blind enough to elect Hillary, well we will need an even bigger reform and even you my man will see it.
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So you don't even know what a trans person is and yet who are going to think your opinion holds any weight? 0, fucking 0 trans people have been ever been convicted of sex offences in bathrooms.If republicans had common sense they'd stop this witch hunt on who uses a fucking bathroom. It's a fucking bathroom for fucks sake. How the fuck are you going to know if it's the girl has a penis, or the guy has a vagina. Does this man look like he belongs in the female toilets? Or does Laverne Cox look like she should be in a male bathroom? Because that's what you fucking believe.

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The only people who think Obamacare not working are alt right idiots who are so far up their own arse they couldn't even acknowledge Obama dropping unemployment below 5%. And Obamacare is working for the majority of people. It's working for more people than it is working against. I know studies and facts aren't probably your strong point. But here's some facts for you. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/12/sorry-conservatives-obamacare-is-still-working.html

Uninsured rate has dropped and healthcare price index is growing as only 0.7% which is lowest in history. So tell me again how Obamacare is failing?

Wait and see??? Trump isn't winning the election. Plain and simple, Masshole has done a great job explaining why. But basically Trump does not have the swing states. And considering how Trump changes his mind all the time, his failing business, his tendancy to lie, his fetish for Putin and war Trump would be a fucking terrible president. Off course you're going to ignore everything I just said because "lol he's an SJW" but you enjoy voting for Trump. Before running for presidency he was a staunch democrat, believed in everything about the democrats. And then he suddenly runs for president and flips 180 on everything??? You're being fucking lied to to feed his own ego. And you're all eating it up. Trump doesn't care about illegal immigrants, he fucking loves cheap labour.
 
13722558:36ChambersOfWu said:
Jeez pal, no one told you to write me an essay

1. When you say trans men idk what the fuck that means. Does it mean was born a man? Cause no matter how much make up they have on they are still a fucking male. Why I not worried about my republicans in the bathrooms? Well it's simple. They have common sense.

2. Talk to any doctor or medical biller obamacare is worse than orange mint toothpaste

3. Wait and see my guy, wait and see. Because when Trump is in the Oval Office some big changes will be made and after 8 years you will want him in there for a 3rd term. And in the off chance america is politically stupid and blind enough to elect Hillary, well we will need an even bigger reform and even you my man will see it.
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So you don't even know what a trans person is and yet who are going to think your opinion holds any weight? 0, fucking 0 trans people have been ever been convicted of sex offences in bathrooms.If republicans had common sense they'd stop this witch hunt on who uses a fucking bathroom. It's a fucking bathroom for fucks sake. How the fuck are you going to know if it's the girl has a penis, or the guy has a vagina. Does this man look like he belongs in the female toilets? Or does Laverne Cox look like she should be in a male bathroom? Because that's what you fucking believe.

[img=]http://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/2015/03/13/IJustNeedToPee-x400.jpg[/img]

The only people who think Obamacare not working are alt right idiots who are so far up their own arse they couldn't even acknowledge Obama dropping unemployment below 5%. And Obamacare is working for the majority of people. It's working for more people than it is working against. I know studies and facts aren't probably your strong point. But here's some facts for you. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/12/sorry-conservatives-obamacare-is-still-working.html

Uninsured rate has dropped and healthcare price index is growing as only 0.7% which is lowest in history. So tell me again how Obamacare is failing?

Wait and see??? Trump isn't winning the election. Plain and simple, Masshole has done a great job explaining why. But basically Trump does not have the swing states. And considering how Trump changes his mind all the time, his failing business, his tendancy to lie, his fetish for Putin and war Trump would be a fucking terrible president. Off course you're going to ignore everything I just said because "lol he's an SJW" but you enjoy voting for Trump. Before running for presidency he was a staunch democrat, believed in everything about the democrats. And then he suddenly runs for president and flips 180 on everything??? You're being fucking lied to to feed his own ego. And you're all eating it up. Trump doesn't care about illegal immigrants, he fucking loves cheap labour.
 
13722571:S.J.W said:
So you don't even know what a trans person is and yet who are going to think your opinion holds any weight? 0, fucking 0 trans people have been ever been convicted of sex offences in bathrooms.If republicans had common sense they'd stop this witch hunt on who uses a fucking bathroom. It's a fucking bathroom for fucks sake. How the fuck are you going to know if it's the girl has a penis, or the guy has a vagina. Does this man look like he belongs in the female toilets? Or does Laverne Cox look like she should be in a male bathroom? Because that's what you fucking believe.

[img=]http://www.advocate.com/sites/advocate.com/files/2015/03/13/IJustNeedToPee-x400.jpg[/img]

The only people who think Obamacare not working are alt right idiots who are so far up their own arse they couldn't even acknowledge Obama dropping unemployment below 5%. And Obamacare is working for the majority of people. It's working for more people than it is working against. I know studies and facts aren't probably your strong point. But here's some facts for you. http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2015/12/sorry-conservatives-obamacare-is-still-working.html

Uninsured rate has dropped and healthcare price index is growing as only 0.7% which is lowest in history. So tell me again how Obamacare is failing?

Wait and see??? Trump isn't winning the election. Plain and simple, Masshole has done a great job explaining why. But basically Trump does not have the swing states. And considering how Trump changes his mind all the time, his failing business, his tendancy to lie, his fetish for Putin and war Trump would be a fucking terrible president. Off course you're going to ignore everything I just said because "lol he's an SJW" but you enjoy voting for Trump. Before running for presidency he was a staunch democrat, believed in everything about the democrats. And then he suddenly runs for president and flips 180 on everything??? You're being fucking lied to to feed his own ego. And you're all eating it up. Trump doesn't care about illegal immigrants, he fucking loves cheap labour.
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wait and see motherfucker, wait and see
 
It amazes me that people bite on so hard to SJW's posts hahahahahahahaha. Yall are amazing.
 
13719735:westcoastkush said:
i think random hook ups are gross and not worth it, like bumble or tinder hookup

i mean ive done it b4, but looking back upon it, something about having sex or a one night stand is just fucking disgusting. having sex with strangers is just creepy/ desperate

i guess im not that thirsty
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i feel you
 
In high school one of my friends was the most innocent person in the world at the time. For whatever reason she went through a phase where she would talk about smoking weed and thought she was the hardest bitch ever. Admittedly, it was hilarious even thought she was totally serious at the time.

Well one day I had an asthma attack and she asked if I get high off my inhaler. obviously, I told her you can. So I let you take a couple hits of it and ten minutes later she was like saying how much she was tripping. It was hilarious. I'm not friends with her anymore but I'm pretty sure she's mellowed out.
 
13727576:McNoche said:
Always a great read when SJW gets triggered. Kid is a douche
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I love how hung up you are on me. Like I've barely posted these past few days and here you are stroking your dick to me. Like why are you so obsessed with me?
 
13727579:S.J.W said:
I love how hung up you are on me. Like I've barely posted these past few days and here you are stroking your dick to me. Like why are you so obsessed with me?
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Fucking triggered son!
 
13727579:S.J.W said:
I love how hung up you are on me. Like I've barely posted these past few days and here you are stroking your dick to me. Like why are you so obsessed with me?
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sjw is low-key the biggest troll on ns
 
13719760:THEDIRTYBUBBLE said:
I use to have this stuffed animal St. Bernard dog that I named Rufus. When I was 13 I poked a hole under the tail and went to town. Blew my first load inside Rufus. Had no idea what I had just done and thought I had literally blown up a testicle. I then proceded to freak out and tell my parents. My dad was inconsolably laughing for like 10 minutes, but my mom was generally horrified and was almost in tears.
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The best post on NS.
 
13721973:S.J.W said:
hows taking selfies with that gun you fucking cunt. Nek yourself before you get yourself shot for playing ganster
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how was not showing up at the no-frills parking lot to fight me, pussy?
 
13728004:Blindsurfer said:
how was not showing up at the no-frills parking lot to fight me, pussy?
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it was fucking great. You showed up to fight someone because of the internet. How fucking triggered do you get son? You literally wanted to fight someone because of the internet. You fucking pathetic loser cunt.
 
13728012:S.J.W said:
it was fucking great. You showed up to fight someone because of the internet. How fucking triggered do you get son? You literally wanted to fight someone because of the internet. You fucking pathetic loser cunt.
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Can't is the real c word
 
I emailed Level 1 when I was younger asking where the download link for JibLife was in the calendar. I'm pretty sure Dan Brown asked in one of the infamous JibLife threads talking about it.

Well it was me Dan.
 
13728012:S.J.W said:
it was fucking great. You showed up to fight someone because of the internet. How fucking triggered do you get son? You literally wanted to fight someone because of the internet. You fucking pathetic loser cunt.
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lol bro not triggered at all, you wanted to fight so i walked 5 minutes from my house to the no-frills and waited just in case your bitch ass was serious, but you're a pussy and you didn't show up as expected.
 
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