The Movie Quote Game.

'now i'm REALLY pissed off..'

'if i was that close to a horses weiner, i'd be more worried about gettin pissed ON!'
 
i like thinking up quotes. this is fun!!

'THAT'S AWESOME!!!'

'dude there's a fuckin dart in your neck!!'

*slow motion* '..hahahaha, you're crazy man. i like you.... but you're crazy.'
 
"Me! *Me*! I'm the guy! I know everyone! Their habits, who they hang out with, who they talk to! I've got phone numbers, addresses! I know who they're fucking! I know where they *live*! We could kill *everyone.*"
 
"Aaron, let me explain something to you. When you've been married as long as I have, you do not want to see your wife topless. Speechless, maybe. Headless, naturally. But never ever topless"
 
the giant guy shooter mcgavin has to his ball off of's shirt in happy gillmore

i think youre gonna be ok here. they have a thin cany shell, suprised you didnt know that.
 
So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one - big hitter, the Lama - long, into a ten-thousand foot crevasse, right at the base of this glacier. Do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
 
This is a hybrid. This is a cross, ah, of Bluegrass, Kentucky Bluegrass, Featherbed Bent, and Northern California Sensemilia. The amazing stuff about this is, that you can play 36 holes on it in the afternoon, take it home and just get stoned to the bejeezus-belt that night on this stuff.
 
"Name's Smalls. Leonard Smalls. My friends call me Lenny. Only I ain't got no friends."

"Mighty good cereal flakes, Mrs. McDonough."

"You take that daiper off your head, you put it back on your sister."
 
raising arizona

"For instance, assuming that there is a heaven, who would ever want to go there? Ya know? I mean think about it; it's cool, you're sitting there up on this cloud. It's nice, it's quiet. There's no teachers, there's no parents... but guess what... there's nothing to do! It's fucking boring!"
 
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