The moment you realize you are drunk

[soupysoups]

We all have those moments when we are drunk, and then suddenly something happens and you actually realize how drunk you are. So NS lets hear about your funny moments when you realize you are drunk.

 

[sir_drums_a_lot]

I usually feel myself get kind of disoriented, then I say aloud "fuck I'm drunk". Thats really just about it.

 

[Whaley]

r

 

[Randy_Quench]

when you stand up, then sit the fuck back down.

 

[Sno.]

no. i dont usually realize im drunk until the next day.

 

[shane.t]

when i die of alcohol poisoning

 

[anashyo]

when everything starts to taste like water..

 

[Troy.]

When I realize I'm hitting on ugly girls.

 

[KillaSteeze]

exactly this for me, kinda love that feeling

 

[Puzzled]

When I realize how mucus I hate all of yall

 

[Chubz.]

this made me laugh so fucking hard

 

[B.Pol]

Mine is more when my friends question why I am hitting on girls that I think are hot.

 

[JWoods]

.

 

[scratchproteen]

yup thats the point.

typically for me its stand up, wobble, look around to make sure nobody saw and sit back down.

 

[Big_Spence]

when i start asking anyone and everyone for a fuckin cigarette.

 

[DERS.]

bathroom mirror.

 

[Dr.Dickless]

or you realize you cant stand up

 

[KillaSteeze]

when everything sounds like the best idea ever

 

[TheButterHashira]

Haha been there.

 

[Peter.]

when i look at this thread

 

[iRapeKittens]

Bingo.

 

[rareison]

The moment you realize you were too drunk:

when you wake up in a hospital bed with IV in and no clothes on.

 

[icyburr]

when i stare at the sam thing for over a minute.

 

[Cufe.]

when you realize you ran out of coke and lime so you have been drinking Long island mix straight for 40 minutes. That... and when you fall over and dont realize the floor isn't the wall.

 

[Spen]

o

 

[Masta_Baka]

i dont know if this is when im too drunk but everytime i walk into a bathroom and look at the mirror on the way to the toilet and laugh because i realize the guy in the mirror is drunk. if that makes sense?

 

[GEORGEzimmerman]

my legs get a little sore and i randomly laugh for no reason. thats when i know I'm drunk

 

[Jane6]

when you get kicked out of a club because you kept doing the opposite of what the bouncer told you 4 times already.

Standing on a table, wearing a suit, screaming along to "I've got 99 problems but a bitch aint one" while pouring out beer on everyone else around you... didnt feel drunk at first though, just awesome.

 

[Ciara]

If I bite my teeth together it feels like some amazing abnormal thing to do, pretty much know then that I'm drunk, It's like a test I do for myself

 

[Bar_Down]

Ya the mirror thing is a big one for me. Also, just pissing; I'll be in there just taking a piss and then I think to myself "Wow, I'm pretty drunk".

 

[yelsel]

the mirror ALWAYS gets me

 

[technique.]

fuck mirrors when drunk. fuck

 

[Flying~Squirrel]

when jumping jacks are no longer an option

 

[disastertourism]

This so much. especially when they don't speak any English.

 

[.Hugo.]

Definitely this. Or when you're walking and one of your steps crosses the other leg. Also when you realize you and everyone else are yelling

 

[SacZiplock]

I hate mirors when im drunk, they stop my fun

 

[Baloo]

yeah i. try to smoke a cigar but if none are around i just smoke cigarettes. Bad habit no because i only do it when i drink.

 

[Cannaburner]

LOLOLOL last night haha this makes me laugh now that i think about it. When you are drunk youll never know where youll piss.

 

[.Apex.]

When the chick I swear was ugly when I came in is looking mighty fine.

 

[seward]

face plant

 

[JahJahBinks]

When you feel a lot bigger than you really are

 

[MFM]

When i african american out and wake up not knowing what the fuck happened.

 

[Hubsta]

This, and you can't remember anything.

 

[llambert]

.

 

[Alexander_Keith]

Bingo,

I've been busted making different funny faces at my self in this exact scenario. i realized then I was drunk.

 

[theabortionator]

 

[sir_drums_a_lot]

Oh also when your tongue goes numb

 

[theabortionator]

Also, I remember my first sip of beer

 

[PON3]

When I fell downt the stairs.

 

[lofth]

this

 

[C-Weezy]

When the face is numb.