The Mom Network

cbeebzthasteeze

cbeebzthasteeze

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Well,

As most of you probably know, the Mom Network is the bane to any teenager's (maybe even adult's?) social lives. I have had a recent encounter with this dreaded clan of females just this past weekend. My mother comes up to me and asked me about what happened between a girl and myself at a party. I then replied, "I don't know." She then told me that one of her friends daughters told her that I had been making-out and doing "inappropriate things" with said girl. My mother and I then had a half-an-hour long conversation about why I shouldn't make-out with girls at parties, and how STD's can change your life (I'm free by the way). So yeah, post your stories of your encounters with the Mom Network.

Spark-Notes: Mom Network sucks. Story time!
 
the hell is the mom network?

all i had growing up was oprah on TV at 4pm everyday while I did my homework. As such, I hate her, because i associated everything about her with homework. Namely math for some reason.
 
What? I didn't even know something like this existed. Sucks for you. I know my mom would have never used something like this anyway. She always used to complain that it was retarded how all of the other mothers would gossip about each other's kids when I was in high school.
 
Just get fired right into them man - if your mum asks just say it's cool - no balloons, no party....

 
hhaha
I went to a tiny private school, so members of the mom network were constantly hovering around and getting overinvolved. You just gotta make sure you know who's around whenever you're doing something that might get you into trouble.
 
i remember the mom network, worst shit ever back when i was in 5th grade

but, not being almost 18, my mom doesn't seem to give a fuck about me or what I do, which is 100% fine with me
 
i blocked facebook on my parent's computer, I don't want them to have accounts and add me/my friends
 
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